slammedbowtie Posted May 11, 2009 Report Share Posted May 11, 2009 SPEEDING IN Michigan GOOD A Lansing,Mi. Policeman had a perfect spot to watch for speeders, but wasn't getting many. Then he discovered the problem--a 12-year-old boy was standing up the road with a hand painted sign, which read 'RADAR TRAP AHEAD.' The officer also found the boy had an accomplice who was down the road with a sign reading 'TIPS' and a bucket full of money. (And we used to just sell lemonade!) BETTER A motorist was mailed a picture of his car speeding through an automated radar post in Grand Rapids,Mi. A $40 speeding ticket was included. Being cute, he sent the police department a picture of $40. The police responded with another mailed photo of handcuffs.. BEST A Young woman was pulled over for speeding. A Michigan State Trooper walked to her car window, flipping open his ticket book, she said, 'I bet you are going to sell me a ticket to the State Trooper's Ball. 'He replied, ' Michigan State Troopers don't have balls.' There was a moment of silence. He then closed his book, got back in his patrol car and left. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
diggerdan11 Posted May 12, 2009 Report Share Posted May 12, 2009 That's hilarious! They don't have balls lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IndySilveradoSS Posted May 12, 2009 Report Share Posted May 12, 2009 lmao!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Joe Roknic Posted May 12, 2009 Report Share Posted May 12, 2009 lmao.....not bad Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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