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Shame on you Ted :nono: Picking on the vehicularly challanged! For Heavens sake! :jester:

In all fairness, you shouldn't be so critical of the poor guy. Not everyone is into speed and carving corners. You, being a biker should respect their rights, after all, they allow you to play speed racer unmolested!

If I was gonna ride a VTwin Cruiser, it's gonna be a Harley, but for now I'll keep riding my Kawasaki ZRX1200R. Mainly because I can't justify spending three times what my bike cost on a Harley.

Like others have said before, At least they're in the wind! And what's up with their choice of Helmets? I'll bet you wear a full face with a smoked shield and some wild graphics on the paint, don't you? You obviously have different taste than a Hog rider, so no big deal, nothing wrong with that, Freedom of Expression is what makes America great! :flag:

Now, please don't get your widdle feelwings hurt by my comments, and flame out! I'm really just giving you a hard time for picking on an older rider! :jester::jester: Live to Ride, Just do most of it in the SS! Peace!

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The Chicken and the Harley

 

On the farm lived a chicken and a horse, both of whom loved to play together. One day, the two were playing when the horse fell into a bog and began to sink. Scared for his life, the horse whinnied for the chicken to go get the farmer for help! Off the chicken ran, back to the farm. Arriving at the farm, he searched and searched for the farmer, but to no avail, for he had gone to town with the only tractor. Running around, the chicken spied the farmer's new Harley. Finding the keys in the ignition, the chicken sped off with a length of rope hoping he still had time to save his friend's life.

 

Back at the bog, the horse was surprised, but happy, to see the chicken arrive on the shiny Harley, and he managed to get a hold of the loop of rope the chicken tossed to him. After tying the other end to the rear bumper of the farmer's bike, the chicken then drove slowly forward and, with the aid of the powerful bike, rescued the horse! Happy and proud, the chicken rode the Harley back to the farmhouse, and the farmer was none the wiser when he returned.

 

The friendship between the two animals was cemented; best buddies, best pals. A few weeks latter the chicken fell into a mud pit soon he too began to sink and cried out to the horse to save his life! The horse thought a moment, walked over & straddled the large puddle. Looking underneath he told the chicken to grab his "thing" and he would then lift him out of the pit. The chicken got a good grip & the horse pulled him up and out, saving his life.

 

Moral of the story ???????

 

"When you're hung like a horse you don't need a Harley to pick up chicks"

 

 

:devil: ... :jester:

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