slammedbowtie Posted July 23, 2009 Report Share Posted July 23, 2009 Our troops in Afghanistan prove yet again they have retained their sense of humor. One of them sent this: "YOU MAY BE A TALIBAN IF..." 1. You refine heroin for a living, but you have a moral objection to liquor. 2. You own a $3,000 machine gun and $5,000 rocket launcher, but you can't afford shoes. 3. You have more wives than teeth. 4. You wipe your butt with your bare hand, but consider bacon "unclean." 5. You think vests come in two styles: bullet-proof and suicide. 6. You can't think of anyone you haven't declared Jihad against. 7. You consider television dangerous, but routinely carry explosives in your clothing. 8. You were amazed to discover that cell phones have uses other than setting off roadside bombs. 9. You have nothing against women and think every man should own at least two. 10. You've always had a crush on your neighbor's goat. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kcsilveradoss Posted July 23, 2009 Report Share Posted July 23, 2009 that, my friend, is quality. you are on a roll tonight Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
F1SSS Posted July 23, 2009 Report Share Posted July 23, 2009 That's ruthless, I love it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dubdaddy420 Posted July 23, 2009 Report Share Posted July 23, 2009 lmao. That is seriously funny!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
superchevything Posted July 23, 2009 Report Share Posted July 23, 2009 WOW!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Big Tim Posted July 23, 2009 Report Share Posted July 23, 2009 That's Great!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WODY'S GIRL Posted July 23, 2009 Report Share Posted July 23, 2009 LMAO good one! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
8hnpSS Posted July 23, 2009 Report Share Posted July 23, 2009 hahaha good one man Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
funceca88 Posted July 23, 2009 Report Share Posted July 23, 2009 my dads last deployment was to cuba, were he saw all these f*kers up close, lets just say his words in describing them were very colorfull lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eddie Posted July 23, 2009 Report Share Posted July 23, 2009 They're funny because they're true. Good one slammedbowtie Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
misterp Posted July 23, 2009 Report Share Posted July 23, 2009 Funny Mr. P. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lilmarv1117 Posted July 23, 2009 Report Share Posted July 23, 2009 haha love it!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mcmahan Posted July 23, 2009 Report Share Posted July 23, 2009 wow thats funny ill tell yall by exsperience 99% of this is true lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
slammedbowtie Posted July 23, 2009 Author Report Share Posted July 23, 2009 you can tell us by what justin? lol just messin with ya Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
elcompalaline Posted July 24, 2009 Report Share Posted July 24, 2009 Yea, that one was pretty funny. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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