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Our troops in Afghanistan prove yet again

they have retained their sense of humor. One of them sent this:

 

"YOU MAY BE A TALIBAN IF..."

 

 

1. You refine heroin for a living, but you have a

moral objection to liquor.

 

2. You own a $3,000 machine gun and $5,000 rocket

launcher, but you can't afford shoes.

 

3. You have more wives than teeth.

 

4. You wipe your butt with your bare hand, but consider

bacon "unclean."

 

5. You think vests come in two styles: bullet-proof and

 

suicide.

 

6. You can't think of anyone you haven't declared

 

Jihad against.

 

7. You consider television dangerous, but routinely carry

explosives in your clothing.

 

8. You were amazed to discover that cell phones have uses

other than setting off roadside bombs.

 

9. You have nothing against women and think every

man should own at least two.

 

 

10. You've always had a crush on your neighbor's

goat.

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