slammedbowtie Posted August 9, 2009 Report Share Posted August 9, 2009 *While she was "flying" down the road yesterday, a woman * *passed over a bridge only to find a cop with a radar gun on * *the other side lying in wait.* *The cop pulled her over, walked up to the car, with that * *classic patronizing smirk we all know and love, and asked, * *"What's your hurry?"* *To which she replied, "I'm late for work." "Oh yeah," said the cop, "what do you do?"* *"I'm a rectum stretcher," she responded.* *The cop stammered, "A what? A rectum stretcher? And just * *what does a rectum stretcher do?"* *"Well," she said, "I start by inserting one finger, then work * *my way up to two fingers, then three, then four, then with * *my whole hand in. I work from side to side until I can get * *both hands in, and then I slowly but surely stretch it, until * *it's about 6 feet wide."* *"And just what the hell do you do with a 6 foot **** ? " * * he asked.* *"You give him a radar gun and park him behind a bridge..."* ** *Traffic Ticket - $95..00* *Court Costs - $45.00* *Look on the Cop's Face...............PRICELESS* Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fireman31 Posted August 9, 2009 Report Share Posted August 9, 2009 LMAO!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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