Black2003SS Posted September 1, 2009 Report Share Posted September 1, 2009 (edited) Summer Classes for Women at THE ADULT LEARNING CENTER REGISTRATION MUST BE COMPLETED by Thursday September 3, 2009 NOTE: DUE TO THE COMPLEXITY AND DIFFICULTY LEVEL OF THEIR CONTENTS, CLASS SIZES WILL BE LIMITED TO 8 PARTICIPANTS MAXIMUM. Class 1 Up in Winter, Down in Summer - How to Adjust a Thermostat Step by Step, with Slide Presentation. Meets 4 wks, Monday and Wednesday for 2 hrs beginning at 7:00 PM .. Class 2 Which Takes More Energy - Putting the Toilet Seat Down, or Bitching About It for 3 Hours? Round Table Discussion. Meets 2 weeks, Saturday 12:00 for 2 hours. Class 3 Is It Possible To Drive Past a Wal-Mart Without Stopping?--Group Debate. Meets 4 weeks, Saturday 10:00 PM for 2 hours. Class 4 Fundamental Differences Between a Purse and a Suitcase--Pictures and Explanatory Graphics. Meets Saturdays at 2:00 PM for 3 weeks. Class 5 Curling Irons--Can They Levitate and Fly Into The Bathroom Cabinet? Examples on Video. Meets 4 weeks, Tuesday and Thursday for 2 hours beginning at 7:00 PM Class 6 How to Ask Questions During Commercials and Be Quiet During the Program Help Line Support and Support Groups. Meets 4 Weeks, Friday and Sunday 7:00 PM Class 7 Can a Bath Be Taken Without 14 Different Kinds of Soaps and Shampoos? Open Forum. Monday at 8:00 PM, 2 hours. Class 8 Health Watch--They Make Medicine for PMS - USE IT! Three nights; Monday, Wednesday, Friday at 7:00 PM for 2 hours. Class 9 I Was Wrong and He Was Right!--Real Life Testimonials. Tuesdays at 6:00 PM Location to be determined. Class 10 How to Parallel Park In Less Than 20 Minutes Without an Insurance Claim. Driving Simulations. 4 weeks, Saturday's noon, 2 hours. Class 11 Learning to Live--How to Apply Brakes Without Throwing Passengers Through the Windshield. Tuesdays at 7:00 PM, location to be determined Class 12 How to Shop by Yourself. Meets 4 wks, Tuesday and Thursday for 2 hours beginning at 7:00 PM. Class 13 How to Fight Cerebral Atrophy--Remembering To Take a List To The Store, Avoiding Separate Trips for Each Item Needed. Cerebral Shock Therapy Sessions and Full Lobotomies Offered. Three nights; Monday, Wednesday, Friday at 7:00 PM for 2 hours. Class 14 The Stove/Oven--What It Is and How It Is Used. Live Demonstration. Tuesdays at 6:00 PM, location to be determined. Edited September 1, 2009 by Black2003SS (see edit history) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bad Bowtie Posted September 1, 2009 Report Share Posted September 1, 2009 HAHAHA!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eddie Posted September 1, 2009 Report Share Posted September 1, 2009 That's f*cking funny. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WODY'S GIRL Posted September 1, 2009 Report Share Posted September 1, 2009 Class 5 Curling Irons--Can They Levitate and Fly Into The Bathroom Cabinet? Examples on Video. Meets 4 weeks, Tuesday and Thursday for 2 hours beginning at 7:00 PM LMAO Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
[email protected] Posted September 1, 2009 Report Share Posted September 1, 2009 Awesome. When can I sign my fiance up? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jaymz Posted September 1, 2009 Report Share Posted September 1, 2009 LMFAO wow.. that basically summed my wife up Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
slammedbowtie Posted September 2, 2009 Report Share Posted September 2, 2009 wow now thats so true Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wild2003ss Posted September 2, 2009 Report Share Posted September 2, 2009 i showed my girlfriend this last night and she asked when does the one for man start. I told her i was perfect and didn't need it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lilmarv1117 Posted September 2, 2009 Report Share Posted September 2, 2009 haha that was greaT!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
page305 Posted September 2, 2009 Report Share Posted September 2, 2009 Best one yet! Only funny cause it's so true. I've made more than one curling iron disappear... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
speedline Posted September 2, 2009 Report Share Posted September 2, 2009 That's funny. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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