desertss Posted January 6, 2010 Report Share Posted January 6, 2010 While trying to escape through Pakistan , Osama Bin Laden found a bottle on the sand and picked it up. Suddenly, a female genie rose from the bottle and with a smile said, "Master, may I grant you one wish?" Osama responded, "You ignorant, unworthy daughter-of-a-dog! Don't you know who I am? I don't need any common woman giving me anything." The shocked genie said, "Please, I must grant you a wish or I will be returned to that bottle forever." Osama thought a moment, then grumbled about the impertinence of the woman and said, "Very well, I want to awaken with three American women in my bed in the morning. So just do it and be off with you." The annoyed genie said, "So be it!" and disappeared. The next morning, Bin Laden woke up in bed with Lorena Bobbitt, Tonya Harding, and Nancy Pelosi at his side. His penis was gone, his knees were broken, and he had no health insurance. God is good. almost forgot this is a truck forum,,,, cant wait to get mine back from the body shop hopefully by friday,= Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joe Roknic Posted January 6, 2010 Report Share Posted January 6, 2010 LMAO Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Blue2003SS Posted January 8, 2010 Report Share Posted January 8, 2010 That is a good one. LOL!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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