silverado_ss_04 Posted October 18, 2011 Report Share Posted October 18, 2011 http://vancouver.en.craigslist.ca/pml/cto/2619410616.html Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
eeekroar Posted October 18, 2011 Report Share Posted October 18, 2011 This HAS to be Kenny Powers' skyline! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest JasonHensley22 Posted October 18, 2011 Report Share Posted October 18, 2011 Haha that is too funny, I almost want to buy the car just because of his funny post. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
2001silverado364 Posted October 18, 2011 Report Share Posted October 18, 2011 Wonder how long before it gets removed. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shawnss Posted October 18, 2011 Report Share Posted October 18, 2011 (edited) Wonder how long before it gets removed. i was wondering the same thing. so before its gone ill copy and paste so everybody has a chance to see it. Skyline! 1990 GTSt - $5000 (Maple Ridge) Date: 2011-10-17, 12:39PM PDT Reply to: [email protected] [Errors when replying to ads?] This isn't your normal skyline. This motherfcker is the skyline God would drive if he wasn't busy doing God sh*t like making tsunamis and crap. Its set up to go fast, and go fast sideways. Who doesn't like to get sideway?! Terrorists, thats who. Are you a terrorist? No? Then you need this car. Handling? This car handles like a junior executive CEO. Go around corners like the devil himself is chasing you, and not give a fck. Whats that? You like drifting? Well I've got some great god d@mn news for you. This car was a drift project of mine, and the last owner was planning on making it a drift machine too. Interior is for pussies so we got rid of it. Manly as fck. It literally oozes testosterone. So much so that its puddling up in the back. Seats? this cocks*cker has got two. One for you, and one for the hot @ss broad thats gunna be all upons your dick after you buy this car. You're a girl? Sh*t works both ways. One seat for you, and one seat for that hot @ss dude you've been trying to hook up with for weeks. Deal with it,sh*ts getting serious. Stereos and AC are for hippies. Fortunately this car has neither. Oh look at me, I like listen to Simon and Garfunkel and think about puppies. F*ck that. The only noises you're gunna be hearing is the ultra manly engine noises coming from this sweet turbocharged, intercooled, 24 valve inline 6. Sh*ts getting real, real f*cking fast. This car has got a bright orange ebrake handle (b*tches love orange) with a drift button for those super ultra megahellatastic bar room brawler ebrake lockers. F*ck. Yes. Now, I'll be honest. The wheels are a little lackluster, although everyones gunna be so focused on your super gangster drifting that nobody is going to give a f*ck about your sh*tty stock 16s. Don't worry, I've got you fcking covered. Its like we're in Vietnam and you just got ambushed by Charlie. Don't worry, friend, I've got your fcking back and I blow charlie to kingdom fcking come. For an extra $450 I can throw in some added p*ssy magnets for wheels, just don't come crawling back to me complaining that you're getting TOO much vajayjay. Bright fcking green 18s. Greens not your thing? Super legit silver 18s. Done like dinner. This car has got 1.5 metric f*ck tons of awesome parts. Bride, Greddy, Brembo, the list doesn't f*cking END. It just keeps going and going, like the energizer bunny on speed. You like going fast? Ever tried to outrun 24 police cars and 3 helicopters? You need this car. It will go so fcking fast that you may very well go back in time. It happened to me once. Just once, but it was fcking rad. Its like someone took a rocket and opened its mouth and poured steroids down its throat and and threatened to kill its family if it wasn't the fastest motherfcker you've ever driven. I get it. You're busy, I'm busy, lets not waste time. If you're interested send me a message and I'll get back to you ASAP. You send me a message, I send you one right back. Thats how this works. Location: Maple Ridge it's NOT ok to contact this poster with services or other commercial interests Edited October 18, 2011 by shawnss (see edit history) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ruben525 Posted October 18, 2011 Report Share Posted October 18, 2011 LMFAO!!!!! Thats the best add I have ever seen. I wonder if it's real? I wish it was here in Cali I would take it for a test drive. I bet I would get all kinds of pu**ys! Lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sik-rod-yo Posted October 18, 2011 Report Share Posted October 18, 2011 thats the mother ****ing man right chea "CHUCK NORRIS " selling his ride since god was busy with tsunamis and shit catch my drift Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BlueAKSSS Posted October 18, 2011 Report Share Posted October 18, 2011 Hahahahahahahaha! That's hilarious! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blueracer Posted October 18, 2011 Report Share Posted October 18, 2011 hahaha Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
[email protected] Posted October 18, 2011 Report Share Posted October 18, 2011 So close, I should go buy it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mcmahan Posted October 18, 2011 Report Share Posted October 18, 2011 wow some ppl lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tonycillo Posted October 18, 2011 Report Share Posted October 18, 2011 makes me want to buy it! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MARTYW Posted October 18, 2011 Report Share Posted October 18, 2011 LMAO! That is hilarious! I wonder how high that guy was when he posted that? LOL!!!! :crackup: :crackup: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
feece08 Posted October 18, 2011 Report Share Posted October 18, 2011 I'm dying right now. That's Def the best post I've read.24 cop cars,3 helos! Pricless... Sent from my ADR6300 using Tapatalk Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
eddies-blk-intimidator-06 Posted October 18, 2011 Report Share Posted October 18, 2011 he forgot to mention that all this was after smoking a full filled pipe of rock. :crackup: :crackup: LOL LOL LOL. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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