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New Tattoo today.....


cmoney23

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A guy gets home late one night and his wife says: "Where have you been?"

 

"I was out getting a tattoo."

 

"A tattoo? What kind of tattoo did you get?"

 

"I got a hundred dollar bill on my penis."

 

"What the hell were you thinking? Why did you get a hundred dollar bill on your penis?"

 

"Well, number one, I like to watch my money grow. number two, once in a while, I like to play with my money. And lastly, instead of you going out shopping, you can stay right here at home and blow a hundred bucks anytime you want!"

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A man walks into a toilet and starts to use the urinal. As he stands there, he happens to notice that the black man next to him has something tattooed onto his penis. 'Hey - I've got WENDY tattoed on my penis too.', says the man. The black man turns to look at him and says, 'Naw, man mine says WELCOME TO JAMAICA. HAVE A NICE DAY

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