Bad Bowtie Posted September 17, 2015 Report Share Posted September 17, 2015 Ali and Habib are beggars. They beg in different areas of London ... Habib begs just as long as Ali does, but only collects £2 to £3 every day. Ali brings home a suitcase FULL of £10 notes, drives a Mercedes, lives in a mortgage-free house and has a lot of money to spend. Habib says to Ali 'I work just as long and hard as you do but how is it that you bring home a suitcase full of £10 notes every day?' Ali says, 'Look at your sign, what does it say'? Habib's sign reads 'I have no work, a wife and 6 kids to support'. Ali says 'No wonder you only get £2- £3. Habib says... 'So what does your sign say'? Ali shows Habib his sign.... It reads, 'I only need another £10 to move back to Pakistan'. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kaze_v8 Posted September 17, 2015 Report Share Posted September 17, 2015 cLEVER Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Downeast Johnny Posted September 17, 2015 Report Share Posted September 17, 2015 HA Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Muggs Posted September 17, 2015 Report Share Posted September 17, 2015 lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BC DOORMAN Posted September 18, 2015 Report Share Posted September 18, 2015 LMAO good one ! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Recommended Posts
Join the conversation
You can post now and register later. If you have an account, sign in now to post with your account.