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  4. The Bird Feeder

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    > A Somali arrives in Minneapolis as a new immigrant to the United States.

    >

    > He stops the first person he sees walking down the street and says,

    > "Thank you Mr. American for letting me in this country, giving me

    > housing, food stamps, free medical care, and free education!"

    >

    > The passerby says, "You are mistaken, I am Mexican."

    >

    > The man goes on and encounters another passerby.

    >

    > "Thank you for having such a beautiful country here in America!"

    >

    > The person says, "I not American, I Vietnamese"

    >

    > The new arrival walks further, and the next person he sees he stops, shakes

    > his hand and says, "Thank you for the wonderful America !"

    >

    > That person puts up his hand and says, "I am from Middle East , I am not

    > American!"

    >

    > He finally sees a nice lady and asks, "Are you an American?"

    >

    > She says, "No, I am from Africa!"

    >

    > Puzzled, he asks her, "Where are all the Americans?"

    >

    > The African lady checks her watch and says..."Probably at work."

    This is my 100th post!! :wtf::D

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