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HAHA! Did I pop a tire? No,you just hit a ditch

I can't tell you how many old crown vics, raggity ass regal, and monte carlos have stupid slogans on the side in my town. You can see the rust bubbles, and dents under the paint from 50 yards away. They all have 26's now,with lift kits so they sit almost as high as the top of the SS. I love being behind them and seeing the car bouncing like a strippers ass while hitting a small pebble. I've seen every color Swisher cigars,skittles,Laffy Taffy,M&Ms,Oreo,Reese,Newport,UPS. Thats just to name a few off the top of my head. It is like all the drug dealing "Gangsters" got together and said" Okay, lets flip a coin for which color skittles car you want to be." The last thing I would want on my car if I was a dealer is advertising the Cigars I roll my weed in. If I was a police officer I would profile them,no doubt about it.

Rage on him or at least break his ankle or foot to make him immobile for awhile.

This gave me a great idea. I'm going to mount a Cavalier on the front of my SS!

I like it but the Delorian doors would have to go.

OMG my brain is bleeding just from view that! Is that half mustang, half ranger?

HAHA! I'm certain that isn't feasible!

Ya that was a sad day. I know first hand how Nascar accidents can tear a family apart. From the death itself to the drama with the will afterward. Shitty situation. It never effects you as much until you personally know someone killed in a Nascar accident. RIP DALE SR and Donald Wayne Goodman

The First 48 Favorite show on TV Cops-White trash, trannys, and thugs. What more can you ask for? Bait Car- Any show that bust car thieves belongs in the top ten. Modern Family- Phil is the man!! Tosh.0- Speaks for itself Pawn stars- Soooo much better than Hardcore Pawn. Hoarders- This show motivates me to clean my house multiple times a day? "Hi, my name is CRAZY,and I hoard bags of my own feces!" Gold Rush- As much as I think these guys are fools,I would like to see them succeed.My girl hates it because of the old mans voice.So I try to impersonate him to piss her off at random moments throughout the day. Anything on- The Science,NatGEO,and Discovery Channel

Very jealous. Keep us updated with build pictures.

If I want to be pulled over, I drive the Honda! I have even been pulled over while not even in the car. Went inside co-op to buy chicken feed and other goodies and come outside with cops surrounding my car. The rebel in me thought I should just drop the feed and take off running but they were asking people in the parking lot if they knew who pulled up in this car.They said their partner seen me street racing with another Honda and had it on film from his squad car.I said" I have owned Honda's all my life and I can guarantee there was none around me on the trip up Hwy 49. At that time I still had my B-Swapped CR-SEX and said "If I wanted to race sir, I would just take my other car to the track." I was with 58 year old man for Christ sakes. He told them he wanted to see proof or to stop harassing us. After Rich start getting loud with the cops, they told me they just wanted us to be safe and to have a good day. I was pissed off at this point that they falsely accused us and were leaving without even checking my License or Insurance. I said "officer you don't need my license or social to check who I am" ,as he was getting in his car.He just shook his head no and proceeded on. I could of had warrants or been an escaped convict. They thought they were gonna get Paul Walker and Vin Diesel. Instead, got my goofy ass and a old red neck. I literally lost count how many times I have been pulled over in the Honda and have yet to in the BMW or SS. I'm sure once my leg heals, the first day out I will get a ticket, but that's just my luck.

0.5 mpg

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I got the lady a spa package, which was a hell of a lot more expensive than I assumed. I actually have not received my gift yet because they are not old enough to ship yet but she bought me a baby Nosy Be Panther Chameleon from Screamelons. Unfortunately, I have to wait a month for the bloodline I wanted but here is a picture of his dad, Howard.

Post some pics of your new beauty when you get a chance.

That sucks man! I would defiantly have bitch about it don't feel bad. I don't have sun roof or digital climate controls. I do have on star and XM and steering controls but I still paid 20,000 for a 2004 with 37,000 miles with a supposedly 2 year 100,000 mile warranty that they are dicking around on. Did you get a warranty?

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HAHA looks similar to my guard dog, the truck looks awesome man.

HAHA! DA BLOW DA PILLS DA YAK DA HERB

Anyone see this guys stand up on Comedy Central?

Can I see some pics,please?I have been considering painting my interior.

Damn you I have the Saudis in Audis stuck in my head now. 10w khhhhhhhhh

Anything by Pantera

You running jet fuel through that thing . Unfortunately, the only places that sell it around here is the dirt/drag tracks.

Awesome, Wish you were my dad! You should buy him a real POS at first, Like a 1974 Pinto rusted to hell. Make him drive it to school for a week then surprise him with an SS. I use to have a 81 Monte Carlo, half primer, half maroon, half rust that smoked like a bonfire.Everyone gave me hell at school.