hot rod truck

Think Kenosha and what Kenosha is famous for...auto wise

94/100 first try blue door handle #24 red chrome strip w coat of arms #9 red hideaway headlamp #35 got me stumped Pisser is I know I'll know them...just drawing a blank

Understand completely... What thought proceess has to go through your mind that you finally come to the conclusion... " Man this is a great idea!" But , still funny in a demented way

A real Einstein ... Bet he gets lots of dates

This worked very well for me as a young lad Professionally applied by nuns ADHD Cure

A 17 year-old girl tells her Mom that she has missed her period for two months. Very worried, the mother goes to the pharmacy and buys a pregnancy test. The test is positive. Shouting, swearing, crying, the mother says, "Who was the bastard that did this to you? I want to know!" The girl picks up the phone and makes a call. Half an hour later a Ferrari stops in front of their house; a Mature and distinguished man with grey hair and impeccably dressed in an Armani suit steps out of the Ferrari and enters the house. He sits in the living room with the father and the mother, and the girl and tells them: "Good morning, your daughter has informed me of the problem. I can't marry her because of my personal family situation but I'll take charge. I will pay all costs and provide for your daughter for the rest of her life. Additionally, if a girl is born I will bequeath her 2 retail stores, a townhouse, a beachfront villa and a $2,000,000 bank account". He continues "If a boy is born, my legacy will be a couple of Factories and a $4,000,000 bank account. If twins, they will receive a factory and $2,000,000 each. However, if there is a miscarriage, what do you suggest I do?" At this point, the father, who had remained silent, places a hand firmly on the man's shoulder and confidently tells him, "You f*(k her again..." It's Friday!

hehe, although i think hot_rod_truck pulls of funnier ones! <{POST_SNAPBACK}> That is a classic. Give it Thanks for the props WoooHooo 900 posts too

Although I was in school at an earlier time Excellent post

to the goat's

An old man and woman were married for many years, even though they hated each other. When they had a confrontation, screaming and yelling could be heard deep into the night The old man would shout, "When I die, I will dig my way up and out of the grave and come back and haunt you for the rest of your life!" Neighbors feared him. They believed he practiced black magic, because of the many strange occurrences that took place in their neighborhood. The old man liked the fact that he was feared. To everyone's relief, he died of a heart attack when he was 98. His wife had a closed casket at the wake After the burial, she went straight to the local bar and began to party, as if there was no tomorrow.. Her neighbors, concerned for her safety, asked, "Aren't you afraid that he may indeed be able to dig his way up and out of the grave and come back to haunt you for the rest of your life?" The wife put down her drink and said, "Let him dig. I had him buried upside down......" I think I might be married to her

To outsiders...Yes

mutate into fungus

As we all do

Hey everyone needs a personal Jesus.. hahaha <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Yup, Jimmy Swaggert liked to watch

Tim, You're on a roll

But his wife is such a BITCH

tallywacker and nutsack

Some people are alive only because it's against the law to shoot them He's working on becoming a Darwin Award recipient So Quik... How was she?

I'm guessing she had it placed somewhere... dark,warm and uncomfortable for him

I know Steve, cheap shot Back on topic, We have a similar situation at work. Couple met, dated, got engaged, married, had a child together. Now they're getting divorced. Before it's done, one or both will end up leaving the company because of it. Both productive employees. No matter how hard they try it's not going to be as smooth as they would like. They talked about how everything was going to be split/ settled before they saw an attorney. Now that one of them has moved out and started seeing other people, it's not going well at all. Of course, now the drama is at work because they don't live together now. I think the owner may be looking ahead knowing the pitfalls of workplace relationships, and since only 50% of marriages last anyway, he's trying to avoid the worst case scenario before it occurs. Just my $.02 OTOH, sounds like they could make a reality TV show with the rest of the staff

I wish - legend in my own mind, I'm afraid... <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Gay porn?

F*ck Yo Couch...

SWEEETTTT!!!

God Bless

Glad to hear you're OK. Hopefully everything gets fixed quickly and to your satisfaction