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SHOULD THIS EMPLOYEE HAVE BEEN FIRED? This has got to be one of the funniest I've heard of in a long time. I think this guy should have been promoted, not fired. This is a true story from the WordPerfect Helpline which was transcribed from a recording monitoring the customer care department. Needless to say, the Help Desk employee was fired, however he is currently suing the WordPerfect organization for "Termination without Cause." This is the actual dialogue of a former WordPerfect Customer Support employee (now I know why they record these conversations) starts here: Employee--"Rich Hall, Computer Assistance; may I help you?" Customer--"Yes, well, I'm having trouble with WordPerfect." Employee--"What sort of trouble?" Customer--"Well, I was just typing along, and all of a sudden, the words went away." Employee--"Went away?" Customer--"They disappeared." Employee--"Hmmm So what does your screen look like now?" Customer--"Nothing." Employee--"Nothing?" Customer--"It's a blank; it won' t accept anything when I type." Employee--"Are you still in WordPerfect, or did you get out?" Customer--"How do I tell?" Employee--"Can you see the 'C:' prompt on the screen?" Customer--"What is a sea prompt?" Employee--"Never mind, can you move your cursor around the screen?" Customer--"There isn't any cursor; I told you, it won't accept anything I type." Employee--"Does your monitor have a power indicator?" Customer--"What's a monitor?" Employee--"It's the thing with the screen on it that looks like a TV. Does it have a little light that tells you when it's on?" Customer--"I don't know" Employee--"Well, then look on the back of the monitor and find where the power cord goes into it. Can you see that?" Customer--"Yes, I think so." Employee--"Great. Follow the cord to the plug, and tell me if it's plugged into the wall." Customer--"Yes, it is." Employee--"When you were behind the monitor, did you notice that there were two cables plugged into the back of it, not just one?" Customer--"No." Employee--"Well, there are. I need you to look back there again and find the other cable." Customer--"Okay, here it is." Employee--"Follow it for me, and tell me if it's plugged securely into the back of your computer." Customer--"I can't reach." Employee--"Uh huh. Well, can you see if it is?" Customer--"No." Employee--"Even if you maybe put your knee on something and lean way over?" Customer--"Oh, it's not because I don't have the right angle, it's because it's dark." Employee--"Dark?" Customer--"Yes - the office light is off, and the only light I have is coming in from the window." Employee--"Well, turn on the office light then." Customer--"I can't." Employee--"No? Why not?" Customer--"Because there's a power failure." Employee--"A power.......a power failure?.... Aha, Okay, we've got it licked now. Do you still have the boxes and manuals and the packing stuff your computer came in?" Customer--"Well, yes, I keep them in the closet." Employee--"Good.. Go get them, and unplug your system and pack it up just like it was when you got it. Then take it back to the store you bought it from". Customer--"Really? Is it that bad?" Employee--"Yes, I'm afraid it is." Customer--"Well, all right then, I suppose. What do I tell them?" Employee--"Tell them you're too stupid to own a computer...

IL sss for sale Here is an 05 awd for a good price close by

Or a snowmobile

I thought the original Ultimate Warrior died? Is he the replacement?

Bud Light Shaved or Unshaved (women)

So the WWE gave a 3 hour memorial to a psyco that killed his 7 year old child. Way to go Vince.

Rob was wearing one of the gun shirts on Rob and Big the other day

Well if it is a dealer installed package it is not a real SS so the 1/4 times would be based on whatever the platform truck is.

My pcm was tuned for performance in reg mode and stock tow/haul settings in tow/haul mode. I would get good brake pads or something to stop that much more weight. My brakes sucked without a trailer. Have fun with the new toy.

I always want to try them when I see the commercials but we don't have any here either. After reading the other people's posts are there even more than a couple in the country?

A $50k truck with $25K in mods I think I need to be a Jeep salesman

Did anybody download this one? How is it? Same or different

Mr. P

Anybody know the cheapest place to get Hawk pads? I am looking for the HP Superduty pads for a 99 1500 4x4. Tirerack is the best I have found so far.

We used to go in electronics and peel off the magnetic tags on cd's and slip them into peoples coat pockets. When they leave the automated voice says "bong" You have activated the Wal-mart inventory control system. Please step back and someone will assist you.

Never had them before. But I just saw them on COPS yesterday. Some drunk guy passed out in the middle of the street and the cop said he was sitting on his boiled nuts.

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Then I carried her to bed, Made her more comfy,(naked) she woke up and threw me out

Hot tub directions Grill in backyard have her drink once before food is done eat on patio she drinks one at dinner go for a swim go to hot tub she drinks one more truth or dare pick truth once and dare 2 for her two dares- take off top-take off panties kiss her rub shoulder grab boobs lick nipples rub lower back rub thighs rub **** your in

Finally got that b!tch I thought yall were lying. 10 out of 10 the next morning

When it happened to me it was a burned out tail light. Replaced light bulb and it went away I never got it scanned because it stopped coming on. edit: What did the dealer say?

2 days ago I saw a reg cab long bed 98 or older with caddy front clip and as it went past I saw it had a tow boom in bed. Not going to sneak up on anyone for a repo when your truck stands out.

90mph in the 1/8 I barely did that in the 1/4