dannyc_2006_SS

A guy goes in an adult store and asks for an inflatable doll. Guy behind the counter says, "Male or female?" Customer says, "Female" Counter guy asks, "Black or white?" Customer says, "White" Counter guy asks, "Christian or Muslim?" Customer says, "What the hell does religion have to do with it?" Counter guy says, "The Muslim one blows itself up!"

Same here.

Isn't that the worst feeling? that shit sucks when it's your own fault. At least nothing was taken.

A "heads up" for you and any of your guy friends who may be regular Home Depot customers. Over the last month I became a victim of a clever scam while out shopping. Simply going out to get supplies has turned out to be quite traumatic. Don't be naive enough to think it couldn't happen to you. Here's how the scam works: Two seriously good-looking 18 or 19-year-old girls come over to your car as you are packing your shopping in the trunk. They both start wiping your windshield with a rag and Windex, with their breasts almost falling out of their skimpy T-shirts. It is impossible not to look. When you thank them and offer them a tip, they say "No" and instead ask you for a ride to another Home Depot. You agree and they get in the back seat. On the way, they start having sex with each other. Then one of them climbs over into the front seat and performs oral sex on you, while the other one steals your wallet. I had my wallet stolen June 4th, 9th, 10th, twice on the 15th, three times just yesterday, and very likely again this upcoming weekend. Again - please beware!

and a window sticker that says: SilveradoSS.com

112 here in Miami.

Welcome, and sounds like a nice looking ride, post some pics when you get a chance.

I like SPININ 4 better. That was my vote.

Very cool, we mainly use Hawaiian slings when we head to Bimini. And you are 1000% true when you say that nothing is better than self caught/cooked seafood.

http://www.silveradoss.com/forums/index.php?showtopic=25062

Try some Meguiars Scratch X. If it didn't get to the metal it might come off. I use it on my wife's black BMW and it is awesome!

Thats awesome dude!!! My sport is spear fishing and I love to get away for a couple of hours. You really disconnect from the world when you are out in the ocean, it's natural medicine!

HOW MOSES GOT THE 10 COMMANDMENTS God went to the Arabs and said, "I have Commandments for you that will make your lives better". The Arabs asked, "What are Commandments?" And the Lord said, "They are rules for living". "Can you give us an example?" "Thou shall not kill." "Not kill? We're not interested." God then went to the Blacks and said, "I have Commandments". The Blacks wanted an example, and the Lord said, "Honour thy Father and Mother." "Father? We don't know who our fathers are. We're not interested." Then He went to the Mexicans and said, "I have Commandments." The Mexicans also wanted an example, and the Lord said "Thou shall not steal." "Not steal? We're not interested." Then He went to the French and said, "I have Commandments." The French too wanted an example and the Lord said, "Thou shall not commit adultery." "Not commit adultery? We're not interested." Finally, He went to the Jews and said, "I have Commandments". "Commandments?" They said, "How much are they?" "They're free." "We'll take 10."

Welcome

I don't think a lot of these new members knows about that one. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> My father-in-law has a Dodge ram that is also loaded with goodies, but we all have our different tastes. I don't mean any harm when I joke around at someone elses taste. I tell my father-in-law all the time how his looks like a carrousel, everything shines and sticks out at you. ;)

LMFAO!!!! Na, I think it was the JCWhitney one!

The only thing missing are some bull horns.

Good 1!!!!

LMFAO!!!!!

Try installing the FireFox browser. Its way more secure than IE. http://www.mozilla.com/firefox/

Four guys and a woman are stuck in an elevator. While they are stuck, they strike up a conversation. The first guy says, "I'm a Y.U.P.P.I.E. , you know... ''Young, Urban, Professional, Peaceful, Intelligent, Ecologist.'' The second guy says, "I'm a D.I.N.K.Y., you know... ''Double Income, No Kids Yet. " The third guy says, "I'm a R.U.B., you know... ''Rich, Urban, Biker. " The fourth guy says, I am a D.I.L.D.O., you know... ''Double Income, Little Dog Owner.'' They turn to the woman and ask her. ''What are you?'' She replies: "I'm a WIFE, you know... Wash, Iron, F*ck, Etc.''

If it was in Florida, at least Electrocution is an option. Just sit down buddy, I promise it won't hurt!!!

I would also skin the mofo!!!!! Did you see that guys face, defenitely looks like sick f*cker!!!