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victorredss

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  1. Excuse my ignorance, but what does that catch can do?
  2. IMO this is how to sing the national anthem, no additional music, just pure...
  3. *What is your OBSESSION? A psychiatrist was conducting a group therapy session with four young mothers and their small children... 'You all have obsessions,' he observed. To the first mother, Mary, he said: 'You are obsessed with eating. You've even named your daughter Candy.' He turned to the second Mom, Ann: Your obsession is with money. Again, it manifests itself in your child's name, Penny.' He turns to the third Mom, Joyce: 'Your obsession is alcohol. This too manifests itself in your child's name, Brandy.' At this point, the fourth mother, Kathy, gets up, takes her little boy by the hand and whispers: 'Come on, Dick, we're leaving*
  4. Happy Bday guys, have a good one
  5. Congrats on the house bud....its beautiful. Stay safe up there and take some pics....
  6. No need to get mad... Take two and call me in the morning
  7. The search function is your friend...
  8. victorredss- My name is victor and I drive a red ss, or I drive a victory red ss, so I took out the y, lol
  9. Congratulations....hes beautiful
  10. This weekend Johnny (Lethal) came down to Odessa and brought me his stock tip...I'm going to put the two tips together in front of the rear tire. Thanks Johnny...
  11. Have a good monday fellas A stranger was seated next to a little girl on an airplane. When the plane took off and settled into its climb, the stranger turned to the little girl and said:: "I've always found that flights go quicker if you strike up a conversation with your fellow passenger." The little girl, who had just opened her book, closed it slowly and said to the stranger, "OK. What would you like to talk about?" " Oh, I don't know," said the stranger. "How about nuclear power?" "Yes," she said. "That could be an interesting topic. But let me ask you a question first. A horse, a cow and a deer all eat grass -- the same stuff. Yet a deer excretes little pellets, while a cow turns out a flat patty and a horse produces clumps of dried grass. Why do you suppose that is?" The stranger thought for a few moments, then said: "You know, I've never thought about that. I have no idea." The little girl began to open her book again, saying: "Do you really feel qualified to discuss nuclear power when you don't know shit?"
  12. You guys always get to have fun...to bad it wont make it to West Texas...
  13. <--------------------Surpprised it doesnt have lambo style doors
  14. Damn! I wish I was in Ft. Worth...can I have someone pick it up for me?
  15. Stay safe and come back home soon
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