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desertss

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  1. we have a 06 4dr 4wd 2500 duramax and it is great. i have driven powder strokes and the cummins, with the banks upgrade no cummins can even stay close in pulling a 13k lb boat up the grade to lake tahoe.
  2. burppppppppppppppppppp................ little girls taste like chicken
  3. Magneto-Rheological Semi-Active Dampers wtf?
  4. u were gone? so thats why its been so quiet for the last week
  5. 38 AND foggy, sucks cuz i wanted to take the zzr1200 out for a spin to empty the gas tank before taking it apart for a new arrival blue paint job
  6. its like pot,,, stealing tailgates is a "gateway theft"
  7. sorry to hear about your loss, my prayers and condolences coming your way
  8. this was from my front yard this evening
  9. that paint will look good, and good choice ditching the flame divider stripe, it has been done too much. there are several durangos around here with that same scheme
  10. While trying to escape through Pakistan , Osama Bin Laden found a bottle on the sand and picked it up. Suddenly, a female genie rose from the bottle and with a smile said, "Master, may I grant you one wish?" Osama responded, "You ignorant, unworthy daughter-of-a-dog! Don't you know who I am? I don't need any common woman giving me anything." The shocked genie said, "Please, I must grant you a wish or I will be returned to that bottle forever." Osama thought a moment, then grumbled about the impertinence of the woman and said, "Very well, I want to awaken with three American women in my bed in the morning. So just do it and be off with you." The annoyed genie said, "So be it!" and disappeared. The next morning, Bin Laden woke up in bed with Lorena Bobbitt, Tonya Harding, and Nancy Pelosi at his side. His penis was gone, his knees were broken, and he had no health insurance. God is good. almost forgot this is a truck forum,,,, cant wait to get mine back from the body shop hopefully by friday,=
  11. HE ANT AND THE GRASSHOPPER This one is a little different... . Two Different Versions.... .......... .... Two Different Morals OLD VERSION The ant works hard in the withering heat all summer long, building his house and laying up supplies for the winter. The grasshopper thinks the ant is a fool and laughs and dances and plays the summer away.. Come winter, the ant is warm and well fed. The grasshopper has no food or shelter, so he dies out in the cold. MORAL OF THE STORY: Be responsible for yourself! MODERN VERSION The ant works hard in the withering heat and the rain all summer long, building his house and laying up supplies for the winter. The grasshopper thinks the ant is a fool and laughs and dances and plays the summer away. Come winter, the shivering grasshopper calls a press conference and demands to know why the ant should be allowed to be warm and well fed while he is cold and starving. CBS, NBC , PBS, CNN, and ABC show up to provide pictures of the shivering grasshopper next to a video of the ant in his comfortable home with a table filled with food. America is stunned by the sharp contrast. How can this be, that in a country of such wealth, this poor grasshopper is allowed to suffer so? Kermit the Frog appears on Oprah with the grasshopper and everybody cries when they sing, 'It's Not Easy Being Green.' ACORN stages a demonstration in front of the ant's house where the news stations film the group singing, "We shall overcome." Then Rev. Jeremiah Wright has the group kneel down to pray to God for the grasshopper's sake. President Obama condemns the ant and blames President Bush, President Reagan, Christopher Columbus, and the Pope for the grasshopper's plight. Nancy Pelosi & Harry Reid exclaim in an interview with Larry King that the ant has gotten rich off the back of the grasshopper, and both call for an immediate tax hike on the ant to make him pay his fair share. Finally, the EEOC drafts the Economic Equity & Anti-Grasshopper Act retroactive to the beginning of the summer. The ant is fined for failing to hire a proportionate number of green bugs and, having nothing left to pay his retroactive taxes, his home is confiscated by the Government Green Czar and given to the grasshopper. The story ends as we see the grasshopper and his free-loading friends finishing up the last bits of the ant's food while the government house he is in, which, as you recall, just happens to be the ant's old house, crumbles around them because the grasshopper doesn't maintain it. The ant has disappeared in the snow, never to be seen again. The grasshopper is found dead in a drug related incident, and the house, now abandoned, is taken over by a gang of spiders who terrorize the ramshackle, once prosperous and once peaceful, neighborhood. The entire Nation collapses bringing the rest of the free world with it. MORAL OF THE STORY: Be careful how you vote in 2010.
  12. that looks just like mine, except mine is blue and is in nevada
  13. yep a dui and once for domestic violence because i slapped the gun out of her hand (charges were dropped by the DA)
  14. that was 2 minutes of life i will never get back, thanks
  15. thats a blizzard?? here we call that little bit of snow a dusting we still have snow on the ground from 3 weeks ago and i still have to use 4wd on my work truck to traverse some streets that the city doesnt plow so it turns to ice and potholes oh and thanks for the off topic post, its not all about nuts and bolts, and nice horse brad
  16. drove by the body shop today, didnt even recoginize my sss except for the wheels, all the glass is out, sanded down, cladding off, bed off, interior out, front is all off. they are painting my grille matte black for me, and mixing me an extra quart of paint so my friend can paint my motorcycle to match. i cant wait to get her back, will be like a brand new ride
  17. if i sold it i couldnt pull the boat, so it would have to go as well, so as a package deal, maybe i would let it go for say 125k for both
  18. we have an 06 crew 4x4 duramax completely loaded, just turned 60k, it will pull our 13,000 lb 28ft boat down the interstate at 70 plus all day and will pull the grade to tahoe with ease. we love it
  19. the sand blows around here like crazy pitts the paint and glass like a sandblaster. its covered under comprehensive coverage with 100 deductible. so thats all that comes out of my pocket
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