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Joe wanted to buy a motorbike. He doesn't have much luck until one day, he comes across a Harley with a 'for sale' sign on it. The bike seems even better than a new one, although it is 10 years old.. It is shiny and in absolute mint condition. He immediately buys it, and asks the seller how he kept it in such great condition for 10 years. 'Well, it's quite simple, really,' says the seller, 'whenever the bike is outside and it's gonna rain, rub Vaseline on the chrome. It protects it from the rain.' And he hands Joe a jar of Vaseline. That night, his girlfriend, Sandra, invites him over to meet her parents.. Naturally, they take the bike there. But just before they enter the house, Sandra stops him and says, 'I have to tell you something about my family before we go in.' 'When we eat dinner, we don't talk. In fact, the first person who says anything during dinner has to do the dishes.' 'No problem,' he says. And in they go. Joe is shocked. Right smack in the middle of the living room is a Huge stack of dirty dishes. In the kitchen is another huge stack of dishes. Piled up on the stairs, in the corridor, everywhere he looks, dirty dishes. They sit down to dinner and, sure enough, no one says a word. As dinner progresses, Joe decides to take advantage of the situation. So he leans over and kisses Sandra. No one says a word. So he reaches over and fondles her breasts. Still, nobody says a word. So he stands up, grabs her, rips her clothes off, throws her on the table, and screws her right there, in front of her parents. His girlfriend is a little flustered, her dad is obviously livid, and her mom horrified when he sits back down, but no one says a word. He looks at her mom.. 'She's got a great body,' he thinks. So he grabs the mom, bends her over the dinner table, and has his way with her right there on the dinner table. Now his girlfriend is furious and her dad is boiling, but still, Total silence. All of a sudden there is a loud clap of thunder, and it starts to rain. Joe remembers his bike, so he pulls the jar of Vaseline from his pocket... Suddenly the father shouted....'I'll do the f&&&ing dishes!

i was raised in louisiana sabine parish about 70 miles south of shreveport welcome to the site

there were trucks in the pics? damn i missed that

at the endo of the video people were driving thru the debris. looks like so cal drivers

i heard that during the barret jackson auction also. seems one of the russo tents ended up in the middle of the freeway

most insurance considers a vehicle stolen and not recovered for 30 days a total loss

that was a waste of time

i have both 03 sss 06 duramax 2500 4x4 4door empty they get about the same mileage

she prob just ran out of gas

where is this garage ,,,, we all want to go there

that would look bad ass if you had the raised part of the scoop painted black and the rest blue

knowing this car dealer it wouldnt suprise me at all. i would never deal there.

i thought this was about cops and donuts

http://reno.craigslist.org/ctd/1563485770.html srt 10 truck seems cheap i know the car lot that has it

yep that is one ugly truck right there

a comprehensive claim does not affect your premium

that did include new grille and windshield, new headlights, new marker lights, new tail lights, new bezel for tailgate handle (broke when removing it)

+1 for me too... freebies are good

welcome too bad you had to get the slowest color

welcome, and thats a long drive from here to daytona so i think i will watch it on my tv go mark martin 5

comprensive coverage covers things like blowing sand etc. anything that blows up and hits vehicle is covered under comp. comprensive coverage covers things like blowing sand etc. anything that blows up and hits vehicle is covered under comp.

insurance paid for the repaint, it cost me 100 dollars deductible. but the total bill from the body shop to the insurance was just shy of 8500

that is not crap, it is the precursor to crap, that is horse feed. it turns to crap later and i spread it on my garden

sorry for not getting pics up sooner was hoping for some sun today but it didnt happen. here are some from my driveway and some showing it is still a truck even with a new paint job. that is 1500 lbs of horse feed in the back

i picked up my truck from the body shop tonite, damn she looks good. new paint new windshield blacked out grille, will post some pics tommorrow in the daylight. looks brand new