misterp Posted March 28, 2005 Report Share Posted March 28, 2005 Top 10 Reasons Why There Aren't Hip-Hop Drivers in NASCAR: 10. Have to sit upright while driving 9. Pistol won't stay under seat 8. Engine noise drowns out rap music 7. Pit Crew can't work and hold-up pants at same time 6. They keep trying to carjack Dale Jr. 5. Police cars on track interfere with race 4. No passenger seat for 'da ho. 3. Cadillac is not a sponsor 2. Helmets cannot be worn sideways And the #1 reason: 1. When they crash their car they bail out and run Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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