misterp Posted March 28, 2005 Report Share Posted March 28, 2005 Top 10 Reasons Why There Aren't Hip-Hop Drivers in NASCAR: 10. Have to sit upright while driving 9. Pistol won't stay under seat 8. Engine noise drowns out rap music 7. Pit Crew can't work and hold-up pants at same time 6. They keep trying to carjack Dale Jr. 5. Police cars on track interfere with race 4. No passenger seat for 'da ho. 3. Cadillac is not a sponsor 2. Helmets cannot be worn sideways And the #1 reason: 1. When they crash their car they bail out and run Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
davechevyss Posted March 28, 2005 Report Share Posted March 28, 2005 that was awesome!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aspentaylor Posted March 28, 2005 Report Share Posted March 28, 2005 That was great!!! Thats going on my list of hilarious car jokes Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
2drTahoe Posted March 28, 2005 Report Share Posted March 28, 2005 That's some funny stuff! I like this... 7. Pit Crew can't work and hold-up pants at same time Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WEEZARR1&SS Posted March 28, 2005 Report Share Posted March 28, 2005 Funny and yet so true... Ha Ha Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
flash2003 Posted March 28, 2005 Report Share Posted March 28, 2005 good one Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChevySSandChevy8.1 Posted March 28, 2005 Report Share Posted March 28, 2005 damn thats funny Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
smithl3 Posted March 28, 2005 Report Share Posted March 28, 2005 yes! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Slvdossdude87 Posted March 28, 2005 Report Share Posted March 28, 2005 Thats great!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BigTsBadSS Posted March 28, 2005 Report Share Posted March 28, 2005 That was a good one Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mwarren Posted March 28, 2005 Report Share Posted March 28, 2005 No passenger seat for "da ho" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sswolfpac Posted March 28, 2005 Report Share Posted March 28, 2005 that bout sums it up , well said very true Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SSilverad03 Posted March 28, 2005 Report Share Posted March 28, 2005 I like it Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wicked_SS Posted March 29, 2005 Report Share Posted March 29, 2005 5. Police cars on track interfere with race4. No passenger seat for 'da ho. 3. Cadillac is not a sponsor Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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