fox_forma Posted April 17, 2006 Report Share Posted April 17, 2006 A woman meets a gorgeous man in a bar. They talk, they connect, and they end up leaving together. They get back to his place, and as he shows her around his apartment, she notices that his bedroom is completely packed with sweet cuddly teddy bears. Hundreds of cute small bears on a shelf all the way along the floor, cuddly medium-sized ones on a shelf a little higher, and huge enormous bears on the top shelf along the wall. The woman is surprised that this guy would have a collection of teddy bears, especially one that's so extensive, but she decides not to mention this to him, and actually is quite impressed by his sensitive side. She turns to him... they kiss... and then they rip each other's clothes off. After an intense night of hot sweaty sex with this sensitive guy, the woman rolls over and asks, smiling, "Well, how was it?" The guy says: "Help yourself to any prize from the bottom shelf." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kaotik1 Posted April 17, 2006 Report Share Posted April 17, 2006 Ha thats where I thought this was going.. Nice! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stitches040 Posted April 17, 2006 Report Share Posted April 17, 2006 I've heard that one before .... Still brings a good chuckle though ... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
misterp Posted April 17, 2006 Report Share Posted April 17, 2006 ROFL - I'm going to use that one!!! Mr. P. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pasadena SS Posted April 17, 2006 Report Share Posted April 17, 2006 HAHA!!! Bottom shelf!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tawss04 Posted April 17, 2006 Report Share Posted April 17, 2006 i've heard that before but its Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RevolutionRaceWorks Posted April 17, 2006 Report Share Posted April 17, 2006 Bottom shelf.. Good stuff Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Boogie_baby2628 Posted April 17, 2006 Report Share Posted April 17, 2006 thats not right!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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SSThunder Posted April 17, 2006 Report Share Posted April 17, 2006 that's prety good. I haven't heard this one before. Good deal Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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