tawss04 Posted May 2, 2006 Report Share Posted May 2, 2006 > A HUSBAND IS AT HOME WATCHING A > > FOOTBALL GAME WHEN HIS WIFE INTERRUPTS, > > > > HONEY, > > COULD YOU FIX THE LIGHT IN THE HALLWAY? > > IT'S BEEN FLICKERING FOR WEEKS NOW. > > > > HE LOOK AT HER AND SAYS ANGRILY, > > FIX THE LIGHTS NOW? > > DOES IT LOOK LIKE I HAVE > > GE WRITTEN ON MY FOREHEAD? > > I DON'T THINK SO. > > > > FINE, > > > > THEN THE WIFE ASKS, > > WELL THEN, COULD YOU FIX THE FRIDGE DOOR? > > IT WON'T CLOSE RIGHT. > > > > TO WHICH HE REPLIED, > > FIX THE FRIDGE DOOR? > > DOES IT LOOK LIKE I HAVE WESTINGHOUSE > > WRITTEN ON MY FOREHEAD? > > I DON'T THINK SO > > > > FINE, SHE SAYS > > THEN YOU COULD AT LEAST FIX THE STEPS > > TO THE FRONT DOOR? > > THEY ARE ABOUT TO BREAK. > > > > I'M NOT A DAMM CARPENTER AND I DON'T > > WANT TO FIX STEPS. > > HE SAYS, DOES IT LOOK LIKE I HAVE > > ACE HARDWARE WRITTEN ON MY FOREHEAD? > > I DON'T THINK SO. > > I'VE HAD ENOUGH OF YOU. > > I'M GOING TO THE BAR!!!! > > > > SO HE GOES TO THE BAR AND DRINKS FOR A > > COUPLE OF HOURS.................................... > > > > HE STARTS TO FEEL GUILTY ABOUT HOW > > HE TREATED HIS WIFE, AND DECIDES > > TO GO HOME. > > > > AS HE WALKS INTO THE HOUSE HE NOTICES > > THAT THE STEPS ARE ALREADY FIXED. > > > > AS HE ENTERS THE HOUSE, HE SEES THE > > HALL LIGHT IS WORKING > > > > AS HE GOES TO GET A BEER, HE NOTICES > > THE FRIDGE DOOR IS FIXED. > > > > HONEY, HE ASKS, HOW'D ALL THIS GET FIXED? > > SHE SAID, WELL, WHEN YOU LEFT I SAT > > OUTSIDE AND CRIED. > > > > JUST THEN A NICE YOUNG MAN ASKED ME > > WHAT WAS WRONG, AND I TOLD HIM. > > > > HE OFFERED TO DO ALL THE REPAIRS, AND > > ALL I HAD TO DO WAS EITHER > > GO TO BED WITH HIM OR BAKE A CAKE. > > > > HE SAID, > > SO WHAT KIND OF CAKE DID YOU BAKE? > > > > SHE REPLIED, > > HELLOOOOO.... > > DO YOU SEE BETTY CROCKER WRITTEN > > ON MY FOREHEAD? > > I DON'T THINK SO! Better do what your wife ask you to Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tonman316 Posted May 2, 2006 Report Share Posted May 2, 2006 That was good! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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zippy Posted May 3, 2006 Report Share Posted May 3, 2006 Another one I've read many times and it's still damn funny. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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