hot rod truck Posted June 8, 2006 Report Share Posted June 8, 2006 A young blonde was on vacation and driving through the Everglades. She wanted to take home a pair of genuine alligator shoes in the worst way, but was very reluctant to pay the high prices the local vendors were asking. After becoming very frustrated with the "no haggle on prices" attitude of one of the shopkeepers, the blonde shouted, "Well then, maybe I'll just go out and catch my own alligator, so I can get a pair of shoes for free!" The shopkeeper said with a sly, knowing smile, "Little lady, just go and give it a try" The blonde headed out toward the swamps, determined to catch an alligator Later in the day, as the shopkeeper is driving home, he pulls over to the side of the levee where he spots the same young woman standing waist deep in the murky bayou water, shotgun in hand. Just then, he spots a huge 9-foot gator swimming rapidly toward her. With lightning speed, she takes aim, kills the creature and hauls it nto the slimy bank of the swamp. Lying nearby were 7 more of the dead creatures, all lying on their backs. The shopkeeper stood on the bank, watching in silent amazement. The blonde struggled and flipped the gator onto its back. Rolling her eyes heavenward and screaming in great frustration, she shouts out .. "SH*T... THIS ONE'S BAREFOOT, TOO!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ThePDB Posted June 8, 2006 Report Share Posted June 8, 2006 A young blonde was on vacation and driving through the Everglades. She wanted to take home a pair of genuine alligator shoes in the worst way, but was very reluctant to pay the high prices the local vendors were asking. After becoming very frustrated with the "no haggle on prices" attitude of one of the shopkeepers, the blonde shouted, "Well then, maybe I'll just go out and catch my own alligator, so I can get a pair of shoes for free!" The shopkeeper said with a sly, knowing smile, "Little lady, just go and give it a try" The blonde headed out toward the swamps, determined to catch an alligator Later in the day, as the shopkeeper is driving home, he pulls over to the side of the levee where he spots the same young woman standing waist deep in the murky bayou water, shotgun in hand. Just then, he spots a huge 9-foot gator swimming rapidly toward her. With lightning speed, she takes aim, kills the creature and hauls it nto the slimy bank of the swamp. Lying nearby were 7 more of the dead creatures, all lying on their backs. The shopkeeper stood on the bank, watching in silent amazement. The blonde struggled and flipped the gator onto its back. Rolling her eyes heavenward and screaming in great frustration, she shouts out .. "SH*T... THIS ONE'S BAREFOOT, TOO!" <{POST_SNAPBACK}> nice Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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tawss04 Posted June 8, 2006 Report Share Posted June 8, 2006 Awsome blond joke Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BenKey Posted June 9, 2006 Report Share Posted June 9, 2006 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mwarren Posted June 9, 2006 Report Share Posted June 9, 2006 This sounds like something one of my ex's would do....... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SS_bnoon_SS Posted June 9, 2006 Report Share Posted June 9, 2006 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Buyfire Posted June 9, 2006 Report Share Posted June 9, 2006 forget alligator shoes, try alligator gar. OMFG! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Texas_Veteran Posted June 9, 2006 Report Share Posted June 9, 2006 forget alligator shoes, try alligator gar. OMFG! <{POST_SNAPBACK}> That thing is huge! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Xero Posted June 9, 2006 Report Share Posted June 9, 2006 the f*ck is that thing?!?! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TomSSS Posted June 10, 2006 Report Share Posted June 10, 2006 (edited) the f*ck is that thing?!?! <{POST_SNAPBACK}> That would be an Alligator Gar. We've got them here in the south. You can bow hunt them becuase they swim close to the surface. Edited June 10, 2006 by TomSSS (see edit history) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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