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A woman scanned the guests at a party and spotted an attractive man standing alone.

 

She approached him.

 

"My name is Carmen," she told him.

 

"That's a beautiful name," he said. "Is it a family name?"

 

"No," she replied. "I gave it to myself.

 

It reflects the things I like most -- cars and men."

 

"What's your name?" she asked.

 

"Beertits," he said.

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