hot rod truck Posted August 17, 2006 Report Share Posted August 17, 2006 A chicken farmer went into a local tavern and took a seat at the bar next to a woman patron and orders a glass of champagne. The woman perks up and says, "How about that? I just ordered a glass of champagne, too!" He turned to her and said, "What a coincidence. This is a special day for me, I'm celebrating." "This is a special day for me, too, and I'm also celebrating!," says the woman. "What a coincidence," says the man. They clinked glasses and he asked, "What are you celebrating?" "My husband and I have been trying to have a child. Today, my gynecologist told me I'm pregnant!" "What a coincidence," says the man. "I'm a chicken farmer. and my last batch of hens were infertile, but today they're finally fertile." "That's great!" says the woman, "How did your chickens become fertile?" "I switched cocks," he replied. "What a coincidence," she said. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mcskandlss Posted August 17, 2006 Report Share Posted August 17, 2006 (edited) Thats pretty good! But if that Biotch is pregnant why is she drinking? Edited August 17, 2006 by Mcskandlss (see edit history) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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zippy Posted August 18, 2006 Report Share Posted August 18, 2006 That is one of the best I've seen on here in a while. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
misterp Posted August 18, 2006 Report Share Posted August 18, 2006 Ooohhhhh SNAP! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dannyc_2006_SS Posted August 18, 2006 Report Share Posted August 18, 2006 LMFAO!!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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