hot rod truck Posted September 8, 2006 Report Share Posted September 8, 2006 Oldie but a goodie A Lawyer is pulled over by a sheriff's deputy. He thinks that he is smarter than the deputy because he is a lawyer and is certain that he has a better education. He decides to prove this to himself and have some fun at the deputy's expense Deputy says, "License and registration, please!" Lawyer says, "What for?" Deputy says, "You didn't come to a complete stop at the stop sign!" Lawyer says, "I slowed down, and no one was coming!" Deputy says, "You still didn't come to a complete stop. License and registration, please!" Lawyer says, "What's the difference?" Deputy says, "The difference is, you have to come to complete stop, that's the law. License and registration, please!" Lawyer says, "If you can show me the legal difference between slow down and stop, I'll give you my license and registration; and you give me the ticket. If not, you let me go and don't give me the ticket." Deputy says, "sounds fair. Exit your vehicle, sir!" At this point, the deputy takes out his nightstick and starts beating the ever-loving dog-shit out of the lawyer, and says, "Do you want me to stop or just slow down?" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zippy Posted September 8, 2006 Report Share Posted September 8, 2006 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CoolBlueSS Posted September 8, 2006 Report Share Posted September 8, 2006 I've heard that one, but still funny. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tawss04 Posted September 8, 2006 Report Share Posted September 8, 2006 I guess he proved his point Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jaymoney Posted September 9, 2006 Report Share Posted September 9, 2006 Oh crap i was getting carried away Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Mcskandlss Posted September 9, 2006 Report Share Posted September 9, 2006 good damn overpaid co*k suckers Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Texas_Veteran Posted September 10, 2006 Report Share Posted September 10, 2006 HA Good one. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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