dannyc_2006_SS Posted September 14, 2006 Report Share Posted September 14, 2006 On their way to get married, a young couple is involved in a fatal car accident. The couple find themselves sitting outside the Pearly Gates waiting for St. Peter to process them into Heaven. While waiting, they begin to wonder: Could they possibly get married in Heaven? When St. Peter shows up, they asked him. St. Peter says, "I don't know. This is the first time anyone has asked. Let me go find out," and he leaves. The couple sat and waited for an answer... for a couple of months. While they waited, they discussed that IF they were allowed to get married in Heaven, SHOULD they get married, what with the eternal aspect of it all. "What if it doesn't work?" they wondered, "Are we stuck together FOREVER?" After yet another month, St. Peter finally returns looking somewhat bedraggled. "Yes," he informs the couple, "you CAN get married in Heaven." "Great!" said the couple, "But we were just wondering, what if things don't work out? Could we also get a divorce in Heaven?" St. Peter, red-faced with anger, slams his clipboard onto the ground. "What's wrong?" asked the frightened couple. "OH, COME ON!" St. Peter shouts, "It took me three months to find a priest up here! Do you have ANY idea how long it'll take me to find a lawyer?" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CoolBlueSS Posted September 14, 2006 Report Share Posted September 14, 2006 That's good. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
drako Posted September 14, 2006 Report Share Posted September 14, 2006 lol good one danny Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stevebbb Posted September 14, 2006 Report Share Posted September 14, 2006 I love your JOTD's. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dannyc_2006_SS Posted September 15, 2006 Author Report Share Posted September 15, 2006 I love your JOTD's. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> hehe, although i think hot_rod_truck pulls of funnier ones! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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hot rod truck Posted September 15, 2006 Report Share Posted September 15, 2006 I love your JOTD's. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> hehe, although i think hot_rod_truck pulls of funnier ones! <{POST_SNAPBACK}> That is a classic. Give it Thanks for the props WoooHooo 900 posts too Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChevySSandChevy8.1 Posted September 16, 2006 Report Share Posted September 16, 2006 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
misterp Posted September 19, 2006 Report Share Posted September 19, 2006 Sorry I missed it earlier - that's a grat one Mr. P. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Texas_Veteran Posted September 19, 2006 Report Share Posted September 19, 2006 Good one! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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