hot rod truck Posted September 15, 2006 Report Share Posted September 15, 2006 A 17 year-old girl tells her Mom that she has missed her period for two months. Very worried, the mother goes to the pharmacy and buys a pregnancy test. The test is positive. Shouting, swearing, crying, the mother says, "Who was the bastard that did this to you? I want to know!" The girl picks up the phone and makes a call. Half an hour later a Ferrari stops in front of their house; a Mature and distinguished man with grey hair and impeccably dressed in an Armani suit steps out of the Ferrari and enters the house. He sits in the living room with the father and the mother, and the girl and tells them: "Good morning, your daughter has informed me of the problem. I can't marry her because of my personal family situation but I'll take charge. I will pay all costs and provide for your daughter for the rest of her life. Additionally, if a girl is born I will bequeath her 2 retail stores, a townhouse, a beachfront villa and a $2,000,000 bank account". He continues "If a boy is born, my legacy will be a couple of Factories and a $4,000,000 bank account. If twins, they will receive a factory and $2,000,000 each. However, if there is a miscarriage, what do you suggest I do?" At this point, the father, who had remained silent, places a hand firmly on the man's shoulder and confidently tells him, "You f*(k her again..." It's Friday! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
misterp Posted September 15, 2006 Report Share Posted September 15, 2006 That's a keeper Mr. P. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gixxerrider Posted September 15, 2006 Report Share Posted September 15, 2006 that was good. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mcskandlss Posted September 15, 2006 Report Share Posted September 15, 2006 LOL i liked that one Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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zippy Posted September 15, 2006 Report Share Posted September 15, 2006 Well done, I'm glad I haven't had to be in the middle of that talk...yet... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bgdsub72 Posted September 15, 2006 Report Share Posted September 15, 2006 haha, thats awsome... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dannyc_2006_SS Posted September 15, 2006 Report Share Posted September 15, 2006 LOL!!!! Great one dude. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChevySSandChevy8.1 Posted September 16, 2006 Report Share Posted September 16, 2006 nice one Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
montanass Posted September 16, 2006 Report Share Posted September 16, 2006 ive read this twice, its fawkin hilarious!!! good one Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ss-dude Posted September 16, 2006 Report Share Posted September 16, 2006 LOL. Nice. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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air force vm Posted September 18, 2006 Report Share Posted September 18, 2006 Man that was to funny. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tawss04 Posted September 18, 2006 Report Share Posted September 18, 2006 That's a keeper Mr. P. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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