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There is a factory in Northern Minnesota which makes the Tickle Me Elmo

toys. The toy laughs when you tickle it under the arms. Well, Lena is hired

at The Tickle Me Elmo factory and she reports for her first day promptly

at 8:00 AM. The next day at 8:45 AM there is a knock at the Personnel

Manager's door. The Foreman throws open the door and begins to rant about

the new employee. He complains that she is incredibly slow and the whole

line is backing up, putting the entire production line behind schedule.

The Personnel Manager decides he should see this for himself, so the 2 men

march down to the factory floor. When they get there the line is so backed

up that there are Tickle Me Elmo's all over the factory floor and they're

really beginning to pile up. At the end of the line stands Lena surrounded

by mountains of Tickle Me Elmo's. She has a roll of plush red fabric and a

huge bag of small marbles. The 2 men watch in amazement as she cuts a

little piece of fabric, wraps it around two marbles and begins to

carefully sew the little package between Elmo's legs.


The Personnel Manager bursts into laughter. After several minutes of

hysterics he pulls himself together and approaches Lena. "I'm sorry," he

says to her, barely able to keep a straight face, "but I think you

misunderstood the instructions I gave you yesterday..." "Your job is to

give Elmo two test tickles."



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