SilveradoEsEs Posted September 23, 2006 Report Share Posted September 23, 2006 One day a guy with premature ejaculation problems went to a doctor. The doctor said, "Whenever you feel the urge to ejaculate, startle yourself." So he went out and bought a starter pistol. When he got home, his wife was naked in bed, ready for him. So they got in the 69 position and started at it. Soon he felt the urge to cum, so he fired the pistol. The next day he went to the doctor. The doctor asked him how it went. He said, "Not too good. My wife bit off three inches of my dick, shit in my face, and my neighbor came out of the closet naked with his hands up." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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hot rod truck Posted September 23, 2006 Report Share Posted September 23, 2006 That made me laugh out loud Good One Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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ss-dude Posted September 24, 2006 Report Share Posted September 24, 2006 That's just wrong. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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dannyc_2006_SS Posted September 24, 2006 Report Share Posted September 24, 2006 That was a great joke!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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