perk03z06 Posted September 23, 2007 Report Share Posted September 23, 2007 (edited) This should be fun ... Type a line you've used before ... and the end result. Did you get slapped, or was it a winner? I've used, "Have you ever seen an angel wrapped in plastic?" When She says "NO" ... Ask her if she has her driver's license ... Has worked REAL well ... Edited September 23, 2007 by perk03z06 (see edit history) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fox_forma Posted September 23, 2007 Report Share Posted September 23, 2007 it really all depends on the situation, if your drinking and the girl is drinking just about anything will work. Easiest line: wanna go back to my place and watch a movie? If yes your getting some, if not, well on to the next contestant who is just as blitz. Oh and the "You wanna get out of here and bang has worked before" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
usabodyguard Posted September 23, 2007 Report Share Posted September 23, 2007 i was at a bar one night and saw this girl from across the room... after about 30 minutes of staring at her like jeffery dahlmer (yes, pure evil as my sig says) anyways... we made eye contact a few times and i could tell it was on... so i called her over using my index finger... when she walked over to me i whispered into her ear, "see how i made you come with one finger, can you imagine what i can do with my whole body?" she laughed and yea, i closed the deal. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zanis520 Posted September 23, 2007 Report Share Posted September 23, 2007 i personally dont use pick up lines, most chicks fine them cheesy, and i can seal the deal fine with out using them. HOWEVER my buddy has one that usually works pretty well. he just walks up to a random chick and says "Do you know how much a polar bear weighs?" they reply "no?" he says "Enough to break the ice, im Andrew" haha as cheesy as it is, chicks like it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
usabodyguard Posted September 23, 2007 Report Share Posted September 23, 2007 i personally dont use pick up lines, most chicks fine them cheesy, and i can seal the deal fine with out using them. HOWEVER my buddy has one that usually works pretty well. he just walks up to a random chick and says "Do you know how much a polar bear weighs?" they reply "no?" he says "Enough to break the ice, im Andrew" haha as cheesy as it is, chicks like it. is that how he picked you up? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BlackSS04 Posted September 23, 2007 Report Share Posted September 23, 2007 after i talk to em and i know that its on, i tend to use whatever line i can think of, even if its dirty. ex: i ask her, do you wanna meet the general? when they replay, who is he? i tell her he's the brains of the operation. then i commence to break out my long john, and then its definetly on. (and yes, i have been blessed) and leftcoast chevy, chicks do like those cheesy, corny ass lines, especially when their drunk. i like to use em when i wasted sometimes. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zanis520 Posted September 23, 2007 Report Share Posted September 23, 2007 is that how he picked you up? no dave. i was really tryin to help u save face, but now everyone is gonna know, thats the line that julien used to get u in the sack. i hope ur happy. you only brought this on yourself. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
brobradh77 Posted September 23, 2007 Report Share Posted September 23, 2007 as Fox Forma said usually bluntness worked very very well for me. I was a true man whore..lol But if I was wantint to be playful I always liked the Alphabet line "Hey sweetie I wish I could change the alphabet because if I could I would put U and I together"...doesnt get anymore cheesier than that..lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Show Time Posted September 23, 2007 Report Share Posted September 23, 2007 I worked as a bartender for a few years and I've tried many pickup lines, some worked and some didn't. The results usually depended on how the girl felt about me before I even said anything. If they think you are hot, then they are just waiting for you to say something to them. If they don't want anything to do with you then it really doesn't matter what pickup line you use. If I felt I had a chance I would sometimes use the old line form that country music song, "If I told you you had a beautiful body would you hold it against me" and smile at them in an innocent sort of way. That line not only starts out with you complimenting them, but also leaves the door open in case they were hoping for more. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Big O Posted September 23, 2007 Report Share Posted September 23, 2007 (edited) My little brother had a friend who would walk up to a chick out of his league and ask her " hey you wanna dance? " and when she shot him down he would pop off " noo, you must have misunderstood me, YOU LOOK FAT IN THOSE PANTS " and walk off. They had a pretty good time running around with that. And the ultimate pickup line ..... " nice shoes ... wanna f*ck" Edited September 23, 2007 by Big O (see edit history) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bonj87 Posted September 23, 2007 Report Share Posted September 23, 2007 "you have split ends" and then just walk away Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bonj87 Posted September 23, 2007 Report Share Posted September 23, 2007 "did you spill windex on your pants?""no, why?""cuz i can see myself in them"was your daddy a thief? cuz he stole the stars from the skies and put them in your eyes!""that's a nice dress, it will look nice crumpled up on my floor in the morning" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
desertss Posted September 23, 2007 Report Share Posted September 23, 2007 i have used "my shadow grows small in the sunlight of your beauty" with pretty good success. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Big O Posted September 23, 2007 Report Share Posted September 23, 2007 I wouldn't think saying anything 'grows small' would be very good when trying to pick up chicks Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BlkSSnCpt Posted September 23, 2007 Report Share Posted September 23, 2007 no dave. i was really tryin to help u save face, but now everyone is gonna know, thats the line that julien used to get u in the sack. i hope ur happy. you only brought this on yourself. ... -Rob Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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