nuzman Posted September 25, 2007 Report Share Posted September 25, 2007 If you've only had a drink or two: "How do you like your eggs? Uh, why do you ask? So I know what to make you for breakfast tomorrow morning." If you've had waaaay too many and so has she: "Hey baby, how do you like your eggs, scrambled or fertilized?" :cold: And the number one pick up line of all time: "You wanna get out of here? My Silverado's parked right outside." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
perk03z06 Posted September 25, 2007 Author Report Share Posted September 25, 2007 So ... I'm curious to know how many of you guys got slapped or kicked when saying some of these lines ... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kaotik1 Posted September 25, 2007 Report Share Posted September 25, 2007 To get kicked in the sack, you can use this line. If have lost your virginity, can I have the box it came in??? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NashSS Posted September 25, 2007 Report Share Posted September 25, 2007 (edited) never used this but a friend told me jokingly "wanna get a pizza and Phuck?" if they say no say "whats the matter? dont like pizza?" lol Edited September 25, 2007 by NashSS (see edit history) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SS--BLOWN Posted September 25, 2007 Report Share Posted September 25, 2007 I only use "lines" when they can totally tell I'm joking. "If I told you you had a beautiful body, would you take off all your clothes and dance around?" "I'm incredibly wealthy and kind of gullible." ("The perfect man.") "Does this rag smell like chloroform to you?" (Use a cocktail napkin) "If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put 'I' and 'your sister' together." (Lick finger, touch her shoulder) "Let's get you out of those wet clothes." And so on. Get 'em laughing and you're halfway there. Just don't seem too desperate: Michael Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nastyss Posted September 26, 2007 Report Share Posted September 26, 2007 wanna try an australin kiss its just like a french kiss but down under did you fart cuz you just blew me away Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
montanass Posted September 26, 2007 Report Share Posted September 26, 2007 "lets say your left leg is Thanksgiving and your right is X-mas... we should spend some time between the holidays." its never worked... but its the only one i know Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
victorredss Posted September 26, 2007 Report Share Posted September 26, 2007 "Is your name campbell? Cuz' you're mmm mmmm good" "I might not be fred flinstone, but i can make your bed rock" "Did it hurt...when you fell from heaven?" "Are those astronaut pants? Cuz your a$$ is out of this world" I got more but those are the only ones I can remember. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
H8R Posted September 26, 2007 Report Share Posted September 26, 2007 (edited) How bout..... "I have a Huge Cock, wanna see it ?" Edited September 26, 2007 by H8R (see edit history) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ss04Flores Posted September 26, 2007 Report Share Posted September 26, 2007 How bout..... "I have a Huge Cock, wanna see it ?" hahaha should work Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
2006_superado Posted September 26, 2007 Report Share Posted September 26, 2007 I willadd the one I used on my wife..lol I put my head on her chest and said I can hear your heart beating "ba-brad ba-brad ba-brad"..lol i'm so lame but hey she went hom with me.. the corney stuff always worked for me too never used this but a friend told me jokingly "wanna get a pizza and Phuck?" if they say no say "whats the matter? dont like pizza?" lol wanna try an australin kiss its just like a french kiss but down under did you fart cuz you just blew me away i like the first one and the second one is just "Is your name campbell? Cuz' you're mmm mmmm good""I might not be fred flinstone, but i can make your bed rock" "Are those astronaut pants? Cuz your a$$ is out of this world" I got more but those are the only ones I can remember. i like these 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bonj87 Posted September 26, 2007 Report Share Posted September 26, 2007 How bout....."I have a Huge Cock, wanna see it ?" haha boogie nights.. "this is a giant cock" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
2006_superado Posted September 26, 2007 Report Share Posted September 26, 2007 (edited) in my single days i would walk up to a girl i liked, and hand her my card, which said.. "FOR A GOOD TIME CALL DAVID" (818)###-SEXX (my old number) it was usualy good for a laugh at the least, a few times more then that... and my wife liked it Edited September 26, 2007 by 2006_SUPERADO (see edit history) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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