usabodyguard Posted September 23, 2007 Report Share Posted September 23, 2007 oh i see rob is looking for a starting position on my shit list... heh... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rivierakid55 Posted September 23, 2007 Report Share Posted September 23, 2007 i can't believe nobody's used "Are you from Tennessee? Cause your the only 10 I see." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fireman31 Posted September 24, 2007 Report Share Posted September 24, 2007 "Do you work for UPS? I could have sworn you were checking out my package..." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
brobradh77 Posted September 24, 2007 Report Share Posted September 24, 2007 I willadd the one I used on my wife..lol I put my head on her chest and said I can hear your heart beating "ba-brad ba-brad ba-brad"..lol i'm so lame but hey she went hom with me.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fallen.One05 Posted September 24, 2007 Report Share Posted September 24, 2007 I willadd the one I used on my wife..lol I put my head on her chest and said I can hear your heart beating "ba-brad ba-brad ba-brad"..lol i'm so lame but hey she went hom with me.. She must have been diggin you.. or really tipsy to have you put your head on her chest... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
00silverad0 Posted September 24, 2007 Report Share Posted September 24, 2007 This wasnt really a pickup line but I used it on a girl I was on the 1st date with and is now my girl of almost 2yrs . I leaned over while we were in a movie and looked at her and said u got something on your face, I pretended to wipe it off with my hand then touched her face and made the move for the make out LOL. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BlkSSnCpt Posted September 24, 2007 Report Share Posted September 24, 2007 oh i see rob is looking for a starting position on my shit list... heh... Who ME ??? NOOOO... -Rob Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
misterp Posted September 24, 2007 Report Share Posted September 24, 2007 "You know, you need a shift kit in that thing..." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BlackySS13 Posted September 24, 2007 Report Share Posted September 24, 2007 "I'm trying so hard not to touch you right now." It's a test the water line and based on her reactions or what she says, then you basically know where to go. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Krambo Posted September 24, 2007 Report Share Posted September 24, 2007 (edited) "The word of the day is LEGS,...lets go back to my place and spread the word." Edited September 24, 2007 by Krambo (see edit history) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
12'SROCK Posted September 24, 2007 Report Share Posted September 24, 2007 "The word of the day is LEGS,...lets go back to my place and spread the word." LMAO Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
streatsboy Posted September 24, 2007 Report Share Posted September 24, 2007 Get a $20 dollar bill, and a pen. Go up to the girl you've been eyeing, sit down if possible, then without saying a word rip the bill in half then write your phone number on her half. Hand it to her and say "We're gonna have to fix this problem, call me and we'll figure something out" then walk away... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CoolBlueSS Posted September 24, 2007 Report Share Posted September 24, 2007 I've always been just straight up. If it works, it works. If not, oh well. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
06redSSrwd Posted September 24, 2007 Report Share Posted September 24, 2007 may sound dumb, but for me it works everytime. I'll see a girl I like at a bar,club, wherever I am. I'll wait for a moment that she's not smiling (and sometimes even has a not so happy (i.e. looks pissed off, you know..the look when they have "f*ck off" written across their forehead) face) then I'll go right up to her and say "Smile baby! b/c it really 'ain't' that bad." and when she can't help but to just smile, then i'll say "awwwww there's that beautiful smile. you being happy just my made my day, thank you" And i'll walk away and later come back to "check up" on her night and make sure she's still having a fun time at which point i'll spark a conversation and from there the rest is fair game. that's pretty much the only thing i have preplanned but for the most part i always just go on the fly and do or say whatever comes to mind, if i can't think of anything then i'll use the above approach. my friends always seem to be suprised about how i can just get in with the ladies but all it takes is to just not be afraid and just go for it. they like confidence, but not in excess. and be different. the last thing i'll say is go up and say "can i buy you a drink?" they get offered that all night long, so it's important to be different and not like the rest of the crowd that she just denied. ES Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fox_forma Posted September 24, 2007 Report Share Posted September 24, 2007 My little brother had a friend who would walk up to a chick out of his league and ask her " hey you wanna dance? " and when she shot him down he would pop off " noo, you must have misunderstood me, YOU LOOK FAT IN THOSE PANTS " and walk off. They had a pretty good time running around with that. And the ultimate pickup line ..... " nice shoes ... wanna f*ck" Get a $20 dollar bill, and a pen. Go up to the girl you've been eyeing, sit down if possible, then without saying a word rip the bill in half then write your phone number on her half. Hand it to her and say "We're gonna have to fix this problem, call me and we'll figure something out" then walk away... These two have some real thought to them, I like it Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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