KJT13 Posted November 19, 2007 Report Share Posted November 19, 2007 A woman walks into the downtown welfare office, trailed by 15 kids... "WOW," the social worker exclaims, "Are they ALL YOURS???" "Yep they are all mine," the flustered mumma sighs, having heard that question a thousand times before. She says, "Sit down Leroy. All the children rush to find seats. "Well," says the social worker, then you must be here to sign up. I'll need all your children's names." "This one's my oldest - he is Leroy." "OK, and who's this one?" Well, this one he is Leroy, also." The social worker raises an eyebrow but continues. One by one, through the oldest four, all boys, all named Leroy. Then she is introduced to the eldest girl, named Leighroy! "All right..." says the caseworker, "I'm seeing a pattern here. Are they ALL named Leroy?" Their Momma replied, "Well, yes - it makes it easier. When it is time to get them out of bed and ready for school, I just yell 'Leroy!' An' when it's time for dinner, I just yell 'Leroy!' an' they all come a runnin.' An 'if I need to stop the kid who's running into the street, I just yell 'Leroy' and all of them stop. It's the smartest idea I ever had, namin' them all Leroy." The social worker thinks this over for a bit, then wrinkles her forehead and says tentatively, "But what if you just want ONE kid to come, and not the whole bunch?" "Ah, that's so easy," said the momma. "Then I call them by their last names." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tonyrome Posted November 19, 2007 Report Share Posted November 19, 2007 that was f*ckin hilarious i know a few ladies like that sad but true Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Oo p0op oO Posted November 19, 2007 Report Share Posted November 19, 2007 funny but ive heard that one before Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nova72 Posted November 20, 2007 Report Share Posted November 20, 2007 lol i like that one Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zanis520 Posted November 20, 2007 Report Share Posted November 20, 2007 oy vey Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
06redSSrwd Posted November 20, 2007 Report Share Posted November 20, 2007 that's hilarious ES Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
smoke03 Posted November 20, 2007 Report Share Posted November 20, 2007 ha ha thats ones pretty good Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fireman31 Posted November 20, 2007 Report Share Posted November 20, 2007 :crackup: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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