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"pet" Peeves

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TEN PEEVES THAT DOGS HAVE ABOUT HUMANS '1' Blaming your farts on me.....not funny...

not funny at all !!!--------------------------------------------------'2'Yelling at

me for barking.I'M A FRIGGIN'

DOG--------------------------------------------------'3'Taking me for a walk,

thennot letting me check stuff out.Exactly whose walk is this

anyway?--------------------------------------------------'4'Any trick that involves

balancingfood on my nose. Stop

it!--------------------------------------------------'5'Any haircut that involves

bows or ribbons.Now you know why we chew your stuffup when you're not

home.--------------------------------------------------'6'The sleight of hand, fake

fetch throw.You fooled a dog! Whoooo Hoooooooo whata proud moment for the top of the

food chain.--------------------------------------------------'7'Taking me to the vet

for 'the big snip',then actingsurprised when I fr eak out every time we go

back!--------------------------------------------------'8'Getting upset when I sniff

the crotches of your guests. Sorry, but I haven't quite mastered that handshake

thing yet.--------------------------------------------------'9'Dog sweaters. Hello

???Haven't you noticed the

fur?--------------------------------------------------'10'How you act disgusted when

I lick myself.Look, we both know the truth. You're just


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