desrtrat Posted June 11, 2009 Report Share Posted June 11, 2009 (edited) A Frenchman, an Englishman and a New Yorker were exploring the jungle and were captured by a fierce tribe. As they sit in a hut, awaiting their fate, the chief comes to them and says, "The bad news is that now that we've caught you, we're going to kill you, and then use your skins to build a canoe. The good news is that you get to choose how you die." The Frenchman says, "I take ze poison." The chief gives him some poison, the Frenchman says, "Vive la France!" and drinks it down. The Englishman says, "A pistol for me, please." The chief gives him a pistol, he points it at his head, says, "God save the queen!" and blows his brains out. The New Yorker says, "Gimme a fork." The chief is puzzled, but he shrugs and gives him a fork. The New Yorker takes the fork and starts jabbing himself all over -- the stomach, the sides, the chest, everywhere. There's blood gushing out all over, it's horrible. The chief is appalled, and screams, "What are you doing???" The New Yorker looks at the chief and says, "So much for your canoe, a$$hole!" Edited June 11, 2009 by desrtrat (see edit history) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eddie Posted June 11, 2009 Report Share Posted June 11, 2009 That's F-ing funny. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jaymz Posted June 11, 2009 Report Share Posted June 11, 2009 that would sting a bit Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
garagemethods Posted June 11, 2009 Report Share Posted June 11, 2009 that's pretty funny Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kcsilveradoss Posted June 11, 2009 Report Share Posted June 11, 2009 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fireman31 Posted June 11, 2009 Report Share Posted June 11, 2009 LMFAO!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bad Bowtie Posted June 11, 2009 Report Share Posted June 11, 2009 HAHAHA! Nice. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KissMySilvSS Posted June 11, 2009 Report Share Posted June 11, 2009 HAHAHA LMAO good one Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
70chevy03ss Posted June 11, 2009 Report Share Posted June 11, 2009 thats great Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
delay18 Posted June 12, 2009 Report Share Posted June 12, 2009 Ha ha. LMAO leave it to NY Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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