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Very cool.....
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That HAS to to be the ONLY DEISS with 40/20/40 front seats...?? CRAZY!!
(almost fishy)
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KEEP.
(they aren't making them no more)
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I know guys.
I wish I could take 2-3 weeks off and drive the whole thing for a vacation. Eating & sleeping everywhere along the way, and getting tons of pics too (of course).
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Check out this link to another site I'm on guys. It's all the states of old HWY66- IN PICS!!
There is a cool set of links in the 8th post down, from a guy known as "KnightFan"....
http://www.chevytalk.org/fusionbb/showtopic.php?tid/289303/post/new/#NEW
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A few days ago a friend of mine sent me a 'Viet Nam Veteran' hat.
I never had one of these before and I was pretty hyped about it, especially
because my friend was considerate enough to take the time to give it to me.
Yesterday, I wore it when I went to WalMart.
There was nothing in particular that I needed at the world's largest retailer but, since I retired, trips to Wally World to look at the Walmartians is always good for some comic relief. Besides, I always feel pretty normal after seeing some of the people that frequent the establishment. But, enough of my psychological fixes.
While standing in line to check out, the guy in front of me, probably in his early thirties, asked, "Are you a Vet Nam Vet?"
"No" I replied.
"Then why are you wearing that hat?"
"Because I couldn't find my hat from the War of 1812." I thought it was a snappy retort.
"The War of 1812 huh" the Walmartian queried,
"When was that?"
God forgive but, I couldn't pass up such an opportunity. "1936"
He pondered my response for a moment and responded,
"Why do they call it the War of 1812 if it was in 1936?"
"It was a Black Op. No one is supposed to know about it." This was beginning to be way too fun.
"Dude! Really!" he exclaimed. "How did you get to do something that COOOOL?"
I glanced furtively around me for effect, leaned toward the guy and in a low voice said, "I'm not sure.. I was the only Caucasian on the mission."
"Dude!", he was really getting excited about what he was hearing.
"That is seriously Awesome! But, didn't you kind of stand out?"
"Not really. The other guys were wearing white camouflage." The moron nodded knowingly.
"Listen man," I said in a very serious tone, "You can't tell anyone about this. It's still Top Secret and I shouldn't have said anything."
"Oh yeah." he gave me the "don't threaten me look. "Like, what's gonna happen if I do?"
With a really hard look I said, "You have a family don't you? We wouldn't want anything to happen to them would we?"
The guy gulped, left his basket where it was and fled through the door.
By this time the lady behind me was about to have a heart attack she was laughing so hard. I just grinned at her.
After checking out and going to the parking lot I saw dimwit leaning in a car window talking to a young woman. Upon catching sight of me he started pointing excitedly in my direction.
Giving him another 'deadly' serious look, I made the "I see you" gesture. He turned kind of pale, jumped in the car and sped out of the parking lot.
What a great time! Tomorrow I'm going back with a Homeland Security hat.
Whoever said retirement is boring just needs the right kind of hat...
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Lol "I does matter" hope u didn't vote
Thanks for the grammar lesson.
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I also just received 2 mags yesterday in the mail!!!
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Your front wheels are turned some so I can't really tell if the right frame rail is back some.
I think that will be the "cliff hanger", (amount of chassis damage).
Sorry to be reading this thread, but we are glad you walked away from this one....
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Just a friendly reminder to VOTE today guys/gals.
It does matter. Make your voice heard...
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I was thinking Camaro SS or a new Caddy CTS-V Brad??
Do i know this "new" owner buddy???
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Over five thousand years ago, Moses said to the children of Israel, "Pick up your shovels, mount your asses and camels, and I will lead you to the Promised Land."
Nearly 75 years ago, (when Welfare was introduced) Roosevelt said, "Lay down your shovels, sit on your asses, and light up a Camel, this is the Promised Land."
Today, Congress has stolen your shovel, taxed your asses, raised the price of Camels and mortgaged the Promised Land!
I was so depressed last night thinking about Health Care Plans, the economy, the wars, lost jobs, savings, Social Security, retirement funds, etc .... I called a Suicide Hotline.
I had to press 1 for English!!!
Then I was connected to a call center in Pakistan. I told them I was suicidal.....
They got excited and asked if I could drive a truck...!!!
Folks, we're screwed....
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I would also HOPE the 6.2L engine would, at least, be the BASE 2014 SSS powertrain.
This would warrant the passenger side "straight back exit" exhaust tip.....
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I remember one "bad day" with my 3 yr/old girl. We took an "extended weekend" up to the OK City Zoo, in OK.
It was towards the middle of our last day there, we had woke up and got an early start. My daughter was getting tired, hot, & she just started (what would become) a HELLACIUOS fit over demanding a toy stuffed elephant. We were deep into the very back of this particular zoo, mind you. The lady at the booth told me they were temp closed due to a cash register problem- They couldn't sell anything until it was fixed.
Again, we were at the back of this zoo!! I'm also pretty hard on my girl, at times, too. Teaching her respect & manners that shock a lot of people we encounter out in public on a daily basis. Most feel she is very mature acting for her age.
Her fit started out as crying, then trying to isolate herself from us, then an all out screaming & kicking fit errupted about halfway out of this zoo. I had to scoop her up and carry her the rest of the way, feeling like a real heal of a dad the whole rest of the way out. She had never had one of these episodes before. Sure, I've seen other parents in this situation, but I never thought I'd "be there".
Well, my 3 yr/old seemed to have skipped the "terrible 2's" and saved all of it for her 3's. LOL!!
I saw 2 different park officials staring & giving me the eye on the way out. Then a lady sherrifs deputy walked slowly by us on the other side of this one wide path, going back the other way. She was definitely curious to say the least. (later I told my wife I was glad she was "nosey" though).
I just knew I was about to get tasered as a child kidapper or something.
We made it to the truck & she was still kicking, screaming, & fighting with both of us.
Needless to say, and to my wifes shock, I headed straight back home (to TX) from that very Zoo parking lot. My daughter then started crying saying she didn't want to go back home yet. We originally had one more adventure planned that afternoon & then visit with an aunt before we left OK. My daughter fell asleep before we even got out of OK City, OK. She was so tired.
I told my wife that IF she hadn't been with me & pushing an "empty" stroller, I might have been tasered & handcuffed that afternoon.
This fit that my daughter still scares me to this day, 1.5 years later. My girl has only had 1 other fit CLOSE to that one since that horrible day... (thank God).
Now I know I'm not a perfect parent- I'm always learning. I try my best, just to be 1/2 the parent my father was (I was blessed there). But I feel some days we are just at their mercy....
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Premium AC Delco, Hawk, or EBC.
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We'll be keeping you east coast guys in our thoughts & prayers, deep in the heart of Texas.
Better gas up everything you guys own- I bet fuel prices skyrocket after this one up there.
G/L
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WOW!!
I LIVE in TX & this is the 1st time I've heard this 220 MPH story (not the 85MPH speed limit highway).
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That was a cool story, a great read.
I hope she gets her wish....
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I ran your VIN# and sure enough that is a true 1992 454SS. She sports the 454cid, originally came in olympic white, & had the lt. grey cloth buckets. Vin shows the "B4U" Sports Performance Package....
My bad. I've never seen or even heard of a 1990-92 454SS without red interior. I do appoligize...
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Cool.
Yeah, I found pics of my old primered '69 C10 SWB a few weeks back on there.
I sold it 5 YEARS AGO this month!!!
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The "SS" dash bezel in GM PN#15178169.
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Those front door badges (in the molding) are aftermarket.
I know for a fact that Stylin Concepts used to sell those in their catalogs.
The 350SS trucks sold back in the 1990's were just GM dealer marketing sells tools. A simple decal package with very similar 454ss bed flank decals. No extra HP or performance mods at all. Well, unless a "cool" dealer decided to go 3 steps further...
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I mean, WTH, was there an Evil Knievel auto "jump-ramp" set up on the right shoulder?
Let me see she hit it right at 38 MPH and came up on the 2 left tires, then rolled it on over... And down the embankment??!!
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Congrats!!!
Nice groom's cake dude....
JOTD: The Mirror.
in Off-Topic/General
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After living in the remote countryside of Ireland all his life, an old Irishman decided it was time to visit Dublin.
In one of the stores, he picks up a mirror and looks into it. Not ever having seen a mirror before, he's remarked at the image staring back at him!!
'How 'bout that"! he exclaims, 'Here's a picture of my Fadder.' He bought the mirror thinking it was a picture of his dad, but on the way home he remembered his wife didn't like his father, so he hung it in the shed, and every morning before leaving to go fishing, he would go there and look at it.
His wife began to get suspicious of his many trips to the shed. So, one day after her husband left, she went to the shed and found the mirror.
As she peaked inside her face caught the mirror's glass, she fumed, "So that's the ugly bit@h he's running around with!!!"