Bad Bowtie
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AC Delco plugs, Taylor or MSD wires. I'd dump a can of Chevron with Techron fuel additive to you fuel tank (or Seafoam Brand).
How many miles are on this '06 SSS?
(fluids)
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A Pastor goes to the dentist for a set of false teeth. The first Sunday after he gets his new teeth, he talks for only eight minutes.
The second Sunday, he talks for only ten minutes. The following Sunday, he talks for 2 hours and 48 minutes.
The congregation had to mob him to get him down from the pulpit and they asked him what happened.
The Pastor explains the first Sunday his gums hurt so bad he couldn't talk for more than 8 minutes. The second Sunday his gums hurt too much to talk for more than 10 minutes. But, the third Sunday, he put his wife's teeth in by mistake and he couldn't shut up...!!!
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Use the force.....
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Wicked lil GMC!!!
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This is a story... about the old days...
One of my grandparents and a friend worked in construction. Grandpa had owned his own company for a long time and they were driving out of the mountains from a site one day in a station wagon (I believe I had heard it was a mid- '50s Ford). Driving along, getting later into dusk, they see a full-grown deer just off the road out in a field. Being good old boys they saw this as an opportunity and pulled off. There were two weapons available to them in the back of the station wagon, a .22 rifle and a hatchet. Grandpa took the .22 and put a shot on the neck. Nothing fatal, but, enough to slow the deer down. Gil, his friend, noticing the deer not dead, grabs the hatchet and turns to Grandpa and says, "I'm gonna' get that motherf*cker." Now, remember, this is late in the evening and getting fairly dark. Cars are silhouettes and headlights, blah blah. Anyway, Gil just sprints full speed at the deer who is too wounded to do anything at this point. Bad part was, Gil couldn't see the barb-wire fence right in front of him. WHAM! Down goes Gil. And a moment later he gets right back up and continues after the deer and "subdues" it with a hatchet. They drug it back to the car and brought it home. I'm told the station wagon never did smell the same after that, but, hey, they probably had dinners for a week each and a tidy sum to take to the butcher for profit.
Try doing that these days and see what happens.
Oh, and to this day, Gil still has scars around his midsection from running into the barb-wire fence!!!
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A guy goes to the supermarket and notices a very attractive woman waving at him.
She says, 'Hello.'
He's rather taken aback because he can't place where he knows her from. So he asks, 'Do you know me?'
To which she replies, 'I think you're the father of one of my kids.'
Now his mind travels back to the only time he has ever been unfaithful to his wife.
So he asks, 'So, you are that stripper from the bachelor party that I made love to on the pool table? Years back- When all my buddies were watching & your partner whipped my butt with wet celery?'
She looks into his eyes and says calmly, 'No, I'm your son's teacher.'
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A retired, wealthy, widower has been dating three women for some time, and has decided it's time to ask one of them to marry him. But, he can't decide which one; so he gives them each 10 thousand dollars, tells them to do with it whatever they want, and to come back in a week, and tell him what they did with the money.
A week goes by, and the first woman tells him she spent the money on a gym membership, spa treatments, makeup, and clothes; all to make herself more desirable to him.
The second woman spent the money on a reliable car so she could visit him more often as she had a long drive and did't trust her old car.
The third said she invested the 10 thousand dollars, and in a weeks time doubled her money; she then gave him back the original 10 thousand, and said she was going to reinvest the ten thousand she earned.
So, which one did he ask to marry him?........................................The one with the biggest tits!!!
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That looks like the 2005+ traction control on/off button. Check your owners manual to confirm this.
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I remember ur avatar from awhile back nice to see it again :-).
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I heard that these "kids" father is trying to start some $hit now too!!
Also, heard their is ANOTHER family member the FBI is looking for up there now too....
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I'd be willing to bet the smarter states/counties will be buying the SS, even if only for highway patrol.
Serves them right for buying a Ford, poor guy never had a chance!
My bet would be he thought he could get away with having some fun in the new rig, turned out to be a bad night to goof around
Sounds like he didn't get hurt other than a bruised ego/pride so at least there's that.The new SS sales will be restricted at first for actual, individual consumers. Fleet vehicles will become available later....
I've read this from GM somewhere.
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Well, Now the FBI is saying no arrest has been made??? It is all conflicting reports....?
WTH?!
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So I saw at lunch they made an arrest today, based off 2 video feeds (evidence).
I say strap a pressure cooker bomb in a backpack, on his back, and make him jog the Boston Marthon route. If he stops moving the bomb goes off. This way the Boston crowd can beat his a&s with sticks, pipes, knuckles, WHATEVER, while he's moving down the route!!
LOL!!!
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FUNNY!!!
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Unreal. Can't beleive he even FOUND a helper!!
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Checkered flag = FTW!!!
Clean & low mileage, even the radio/steering wheel buttons look good. Just needs a new drivers side seat bolster...
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WARNING ABOUT E-BAY:
Be careful what you buy on eBay.
If you buy stuff on line, check out the seller carefully.
A friend has just spent $95, plus sales tax, on a penis enlarger.
Basta*ds sent him a magnifying glass!!
The only instructions said, "Do not use in sunlight"
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They are not available anymore.
There is one GM dealer out in Cali, but they refuse to sell them.... -
Maybe someone was trying to slowly "steal" yours & scratched it up???
Clean the old tape all off & prep the painted tailgate surface with somw rubbing alcohol. Then peel back & and attached the spoiler back on with new 3M double sided tape. Take a soft towel & go back along the edges of your reapplied spoiler, push down as you move across the surface.
Good luck.
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This does suck man- I'm pulling for you!!!
Who is your insurance company??
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A customer asked, "In what aisle can I find the Polish sausage?"
The clerk asks, "Are you Polish?"
The guy, clearly offended, says, "Yes I am. But let me ask you something? If I had asked for Italian sausage, would you ask me if I was Italian? Or if I had asked for German Bratwurst, would you ask me if I was German? Or if I asked for a kosher hot dog would you ask me if I was Jewish? Or if I had asked for a Taco, would you ask if I was Mexican? Or if I asked for some Irish whiskey, would you ask if I was Irish?"
The clerk says, "No, I probably wouldn't."
The guy says, "Well then, because I asked for Polish sausage, why did you ask me if I'm Polish?"
The clerk replied, "Because you're in Home Depot." -
Any bumper will work, just have to remove all the NON-SSS step pads.
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Father O'Malley rose from his bed one morning. It was a fine spring day in his new Texas mission parish. He walked to the window of his bedroom to get a deep breath of the beautiful day outside. He then noticed a jackass lying in the middle of his front lawn. It was dead.
He promptly called the local sheriff's office. The conversation went like this: "Good morning. This is Deputy Jones. How might I help you?"
"And the best of the day te yerself. This is Father O'Malley at St. Ann 's Catholic Church. There's a jackass lying dead in me front lawn and would ye be so kind as to send a couple o'yer lads to take care of the matter?"
Deputy Jones, considering himself to be quite a wit, replied with a smirk, "Well now, Father, it was always my impression that you people took care of the last rites!"
There was dead silence on the line for a long moment ... Father O'Malley then replied:
"Aye, 'tis certainly true; but we are also obliged to notify the next of kin first, which is the reason for my call." -
Glad you fixed it Matt.
After reading your OP, I knew just pulling the rear wheels & rotors off would tell us a lot.
Keep an eye on that inst. cluster though, a white faced (w/trans temp guage) SSS cluster should be ur next mod.
JOTD: Johnny's Magic Trick.
in Off-Topic/General
Posted · Edited by Bad Bowtie (see edit history)
Johnny and Timmy entered the local chocolate store together. As they were looking at the candy, Timmy stole 3 chocolate bars. When they left the store Timmy said to Johnny, "Look! I'm the best thief ever! I stole 3 chocolate bars and no one saw me put them in my pocket. You cant beat that".
Johnny replied: "You want to see something better? Let's go back to the
shop and I'll show you real stealing." I'll steal while the shopkeeper
is watching me and he won't even know!!
So they went to the counter and Johnny said to the shopkeeper: "Do you
want to see a great magic trick?"
The shopkeeper replied: "Well, Yes. Sounds like fun."
Johnny said: "Give me three chocolate bars".
The shopkeeper gave Johnny the three chocolate bars and watched as he ate all three.
The shopkeeper then asked Johnny: "But where's the magic trick?"
Johnny replied: "Look in Timmy's pockets...."