Bad Bowtie
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An attractive blonde from Cork, Ireland, arrived at a casino. She seemed a little intoxicated and bet twenty thousand dollars in a single roll of the dice.
She said, "I hope you don't mind, but I feel much luckier when I'm completely nude." with that, she stripped from the neck down, rolled the dice and with an Irish brogue yelled, "Come on, baby, Mama needs new clothes!"
As the dice came to a stop, she jumped up and down and squealed. "Yes! Yes! I won, I won!" She hugged each of the dealers, picked up her winnings and her clothes and quickly departed.
The dealers stared at each other dumbfounded.
Finally, one of them asked, "What did she roll?" The other answered, "I don't know - I thought you were watching."
MORAL OF THE STORY...
Not all Irish are drunks, not all blondes are dumb,.... but all men... men will be men!
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What wheel/tire package does your truck have?
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cool thanks for the tip can you remove your post, cheers
I can not.
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my number is (REMOVED) dont know if you can work out stuff from that
Your crazy dude!! I wouldn't be flashing my whole VIN# out there on the ol "WWW".
Just my 2 cents though, and it won't even buy you a cup of coffee these days.
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I finally got a new job!
I was sitting at a long stoplight yesterday, minding my own business and patiently waiting for it to turn green, even though there was no on-coming traffic.
A carload of bearded, young, loud Muslims, shouting Anti-American slogans, with a half-burned American Flag duct-taped on the trunk of their car, and a "Remember 9-11" slogan spray painted on the side, was stopped next to me.
Suddenly they yelled, "Allah Akbar! Praise Allah! Death to America!!" and took off before the light changed.
Out of nowhere an 18-wheeler came speeding through the intersection and ran directly
over their car, crushing it completely and killing everyone in it.
For several minutes I sat in my car thinking to myself, "Man....that could have been me!"
So today, bright and early, I went out and got a job as a truck driver.
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Husband : I’ve lost my wife, she went shopping yesterday and has still not come home.
Sergeant: What is her height?
Husband : Oh, 5 something . . .
Sergeant: Build?
Husband : Not slim, not really fat.
Sergeant: Color of eyes?
Husband : Never noticed.
Sergeant: Color of hair?
Husband : Changes according to season.
Sergeant: What was she wearing?
Husband : Dress/suit/blue jeans — I don’t remember exactly.
Sergeant: Did she go in a car?
Husband : No, my truck...
Sergeant: What kind of truck was it?
Husband : A 2006 Silverado Intimidator SS with the B4U Performance Package, Oynx Black paint, and the 6.0L H.O. engine generating 345 HP. A 4-speed H.D. transmission, 3.73 limited slip rear diff, and special "#3" stitched leather bucket seats. It has a very thin scratch on the front left fender… at this point the husband started crying.
Sergeant : Don’t worry sir … We will find your truck.
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A man and woman were married for many years. Whenever there was a confrontation, yelling could be heard deep into the night by others on the same block.
The old man would shout, "When I die, I will dig my way up and out of the grave and come back and haunt you for the rest of your life!"
Neighbors feared him & the old man liked the fact that he was feared.Then one evening, he died, He was 98.
After the burial, her neighbors, concerned for her safety, asked, "Aren't you afraid that he may indeed be able to dig his way out of the grave and haunt you for the rest of your life?"
The wife said, " Let him dig. I had him buried upside down...and I know he won't ask for directions!!"
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No, the 2006-2007 classic ducts are PN#'s 89025754/3. These are much cheeper than the original 2003-2005 style...
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Heck, I would replace the lower foam pad at this time too! Restore the integrity of the seating surface. These heating elements are glued down to the pad too. So you will tear up some of the original foam just swapping out these heating elements....
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Good job "1BAD2K"!!
People helping people....
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You would also have a 2nd antenna up on the roof- A seperate one from your XM radio...
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Says AD has been deleted, I hope you got it??
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Look for the 2005.5-2007 (Classic) brake ducts, those are the cheeper ones...
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Never forget.
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And I'm looking for the opposite. Shit's expensive
GM PN# 12335694 List is $154.05
I can get one of those new GM too. About $90 + shipping...
-Jon in TX.
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A man was sitting on the edge of the bed, watching his wife, who was looking at herself in the mirror. Since her birthday was not far off he asked what she'd like to have for her birthday.
"I'd like to be six again", she replied, still looking in the mirror.
On the morning of her birthday he got up early, made her a nice big bowl of Lucky Charms, and then took her to Six Flags theme park. What a day! He put her on every ride in the park; the Death Slide, the Wall of Fear, the Screaming Roller Coaster, everything there was.
Five hours later they staggered out of the theme park. Her head was reeling and her stomach felt upside down. He then took her to a McDonald's where he ordered her a Happy Meal with extra fries and a chocolate shake.
Then it was off to a movie, popcorn, a soda pop, and her favorite candy, M&M's. What a fabulous adventure!
Finally she wobbled home with her husband and collapsed into bed exhausted. He leaned over his wife with a big smile and lovingly asked, "Well Dear, what was it like being six again?"
Her eyes slowly opened and her expression suddenly changed. "I meant my dress size, you retard !!!!"
The moral of the story: Even when a man is listening, he is gonna get it wrong ...
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That's right, for the 2014 NNBS Denali trucks, the base engine is now the 5.3L!! The 6.2L is now a paid OPTION in the Denali...
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WoW that is a big increase last time I looked was a year ago
I agree. I fear the silver caps are being "phased out" & only the chrome ones will be offered in the near future....
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GM PN# 12335692. List is $201.75
They are still available new through your local GM Dealer....
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The silver ones are $133.00 each new at the stealership If I needed only one I would pay 45 all day better then a rim missing one in my eyes
New silver PN# 15178170 is $170 now at the GM dealerships!!
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Work on '03 ??
If so Interested; this is the housing and grille to be clear? My wife tagged a semi radial and took it out.
Lmk your contact info
Who are you talking to Kris??
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Guys, I can still get my hands on a new 2003-04 style OE SSS brake duct for the left side, but it would take me a several days.
New in OE box. $155 shipped.
I can also get the 2003-04 style right hand duct, but the price goes up... Prob to $180 shipped.
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Sorry this happened to ya...
A simple $1.00 worm-style hose clamp can make all the difference. Just add it to the passenger side trunion/hinge. It will have to then me removed 1st before the tailgate can be lifted off from the truck.
Time is everything to a PUNK-A$S thief.
Oh, and to answer your question, Chevy/GMC tailgates are ALL the same. Just different nameplates & that top spoiler change out...
JOTD: The Wise Old Italian Man.
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An old Italian man in Brooklyn is dying. He calls his grandson to his bedside, "Guido, I wan' you lissina me. I wan' you to take-a my chrome plated .38 revolver so you will always remember me."
"But grandpa, I really don't like guns. How about you leave me your Rolex watch instead?"
"You lissina me, boy! Somma day you gonna be runna da business, you gonna have a beautiful wife, lotsa money, a big-a home and maybe a couple of bambinos."
"Somma day you gonna come-a home and maybe finda you wife inna bed with another man. Whatta you gonna do then? Pointa to you watch and say, 'Times up!' "?