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  1. An "older" gentleman came home with a jar that his Dr. had requested he bring back a sperm sample in.

     

    He returned to his Dr. the next day with an empty jar in hand. The Dr. asked, "why is the jar empty?"

     

    The old guy said, "well Doc, first I tried with my right hand, then my left, then my wife tried with her right hand, then her left, then with her mouth, first with her teeth in, then with them out. Heck, we even had the neighbor lady up the street try, first with her right hand, then left, she even tried putting it between her knee's."

     

    The Dr., SHOCKED, then asked "so what was so wrong with all of that"?

     

    "I don't know Doc, but no matter what we did, we could'nt get the lid off that jar!!" :jester:

  2. What a GREAT story!! We are happy to have you back!! :cool:

     

    Those are called "SHOPMAN BOWTIES". A guy on here actually made a batch of them years back, for fellow SSS owners.

     

    Seems that not too long ago some guys were trying to get up enough demand for another order/run of these things. Try using the search tool on here for

    "SHOPMAN BOWTIE".

     

    Again, welcome back!! :thumbsup:

    -Jon in TX.

  3. Nice 'Ho!!

     

    If the Tahoe's also come with the manual-shift feature, just drive the Tahoe in 5th gear when under 50 MPH. It will disable the AFM function this way, while still shifting automatically through the 1st 5 gears every time you stop & take off again.

     

    Or break down and Buy the Range unit- It's plug & play & untraceable...

     

    :thumbsup:

  4. >>>> What he said above. <<<<

     

     

    Also, just for fun/practice/breaking the ice/wall around you. Lower your standard "dream girl" a notch or two. Pick a couple of girls in this "lower" catagory & go out with them. It could be boring, it could be fun, it could be REAL fun- But either way, consider it practice. Building up to your "ideal girl". Plus, then other girls will see you out on the town with a different girl, kind-of advertising yourself.

     

    Can't hurt. And it might even surprise you....

  5. ANSWERS :

     

    01. The Lone Ranger left behind a silver bullet.

    02. The Ed Sullivan Show

    03. On Route 66

    04. To protect the innocent.

    05. The Lion Sleeps Tonight

    06. The limbo

    07. Chocolate

    08. Louis Armstrong

    09. The Timex watch

    10. Freddy, The Freeloader and 'Good Night and God Bless.'

    11. Draft cards (Bras were also burned. Not flags, as some have guessed)

    12. Beetle or Bug

    13. Buddy Holly

    14. Sputnik

    15. Hoola-hoop

    16. Lucky Strike/Means Fine Tobacco

    17. Howdy Doody Time

    18. Shadow

    19. Monster Mash

    20. Speedy

  6. 1. Silver Bullet

    2. Ed Sullivan

    3. on route 66

    4. to protect the innocent

    5. the lion sleeps tonight

    6. Limbo

    7. Chocolate

    8. Louis Armstrong

    9. Timex

    10. Freddy the Freeloader, And may god bless

    11. Draft Cards

    12. Beattle, Bug

    13. Buddy Holly, Richie Valens, and the Big Bopper

    14. Sputnik

    15. Hoola Hoop

    16. Lukcy Strike Makes Fine Tabacco?

    17. Howdy Doody Time

    18. The Shadow

    19. Monster Mash

    20. Speedy

     

     

    Easy!

    #13 is just "Buddy Holly" & #16 is "Means Fine Tobacco" Pretty dang close to the answeres though- Better than me!! LOL!!!

     

    I turn 41 next month. I drew a blank on #8, 13, 16, 17, & 20. I only knew the last 1/2 of #10.

     

    =)

  7. Try answering these "old" questions. I'll post the answers sometime tomorrow...

     

     

    01. After the Lone Ranger saved the day and rode off into the sunset, the grateful citizens would ask, Who was that masked man? Invariably, someone would answer, I don't know, but he left this behind. What did he leave behind?________________.

     

    02. When the Beatles first came to the U.S. .In early 1964, we all watched them on The _______________ Show.

     

    03. 'Get your kicks, __________________.'

     

    04. 'The story you are about to see is true. The names have been changed to ___________________.'

     

    05. 'In the jungle, the mighty jungle, ________________.'

     

    06. After the Twist, The Mashed Potato, and the Watusi, we 'danced' under a stick that was lowered as low as we could go in a dance called the '_____________.'

     

    07. Nestlés makes the very best . .. . . _________ ______.'

     

    08. Satchmo was America's Ambassador of Goodwill.' Our parents shared this great jazz trumpet player with us. His name was _________________.

     

    09. What takes a licking and keeps on ticking? _______________.

     

    10. Red Skeleton's hobo character was named __________________ and Red always ended his television show by saying, 'Good Night, and '________ ________... '

     

    11. Some Americans who protested the Vietnam War did so by burning their______________.

     

    12. The cute little car with the engine in the back and the trunk in the front was called the VW. What other names did it go by? ____________ &_______________.

     

    13. In 1971, singer Don MacLean sang a song about, 'the day the music died.' This was a tribute to ___________________.

     

    14. We can remember the first satellite placed into orbit. The Russians did it. It was called ___________________.

     

    15. One of the big fads of the late 50's and 60's was a large plastic ring that we twirled around our waist. It was called the _____ ___________.

     

    16. Remember LS/MFT _____ _____/_____ _____ _____?

     

    17. Hey Kids! What time is it? It's _____ ______ _____!

     

    18. Who knows what secrets lie in the hearts of men? The _____ Knows!

     

    19. There was a song that came out in the 60's that was "a grave yard smash" its name was the ______ ______!

     

    20. Alka-Seltzer used a "boy with a tablet on his head" as its Logo/Representative. What was the boys Name? ________

  8. A college professor was giving a lecture on 'Involuntary Muscle Contraction' to first-year medical students.

     

    This was not an exciting subject and the professor decided to "lighten up" the mood.

     

    He pointed to a young woman in the front row and asked, 'Do you know what your a$shole is doing while you're having an orgasm?'

     

    She replied, 'Probably golfing with his buddies...

  9. I found a few forums that say the plastic quick connects to the heater core have a tendancy to break, so maybe one broke and the PO couldn't remove the broken nipple from the old hose without damaging the hose.

     

    For now, I found another splice from an auto parts store, same exact plastic one, as a temp fix. I'm still trying to track down the part number for a new hose.

    Is that the heater hose that "T's" into the same hose from the coolant overflow tank (forward of the right cylinder head)??

  10. I'm praying they find more survivors in the next few days- Especially those kids.

     

    I have family up there. It was tough getting ahold of them, with my wife blowing up my cell phone yesterday afternoon (we had large hail & heavy rain here in N.TX from the same system).

     

    One of my cousins & her husband live in Moore, OK. They only had minor damage at their home, but two blocks east of them is where the damage started- Looked like a battlefield she said this morning.

  11. An elderly couple, who were both widowed, had been going out with each other for a long time.

    Urged on by their friends, they decided it was finally time to get married.

    Before the wedding, they went out to dinner and had a long conversation regarding how their marriage might work.

    They discussed finances, living arrangements and so on.

    Finally, the old gentleman decided it was time to broach the subject of their physical relationship.

    'How do you feel about sex?' he asked, rather tentatively.

    'I would like it infrequently' she replied

    The old gentleman sat quietly for a moment, adjusted his glasses, leaned over towards her and whispered - 'Was that one word or two'?

     

    :jester:

  12. I can get my hands on a left 2003-2005 style OE (brand new in GM box) for $145.00 + shipping. I'd have to order this one, take me about 4-5 days to get my hands on it & then ship it out to you. These list for over $240.00 new!!

    -or-

    I have a right hand 2006-2007 Classic GM brake duct new in the OE box for $100.00 + shipping. I could order the left hand duct & have it in 2 days for the same price. These list for over $135.00 new.


    If this helps any. From what I understand the inside grilles are a different design, so if your grilles are good you could swap them around whichever way so they would both match....


    -Jon in TX.

  13. I can get my hands on a left 2003-2004 style OE (brand new in GM box) for $145.00 + shipping. I'd have to order this one, take me about 4-5 days to get my hands on it & then ship it out to you. These list for over $240.00 new!!

     

    -or-

     

    I have a right hand 2006-2007 Classic GM brake duct new in the OE box for $100.00 + shipping. I could order the left hand duct & have it in 2 days for the same price. These list for over $135.00 new.

     

     

    If this helps any. From what I understand the inside grilles are a different design, so if your grilles are good you could swap them around whichever way so they would both match....

     

    -Jon in TX.

  14. GM still has inventory of the genuine article, even down to that "dealer must remove protective film" plastic.

     

    PN#15807254. List is $307.87 Wholesale is $230.90

     

    There are 3 dealers who show the PN# in stock; A dealer in TX has 2, a dealer in NH & GA show 1. They might discount these??

     

    G/L -Jon.

  15. A group of 3rd, 4th and 5th graders, accompanied by two female teachers, went on a field trip to the local racetrack, (Churchill Downs) to learn about thoroughbred horses and the supporting industry (Bourbon), but mostly to see the horses.

    When it was time to take the children to the bathroom, it was decided that the girls would go with one teacher and the boys would go with the other. The teacher assigned to the boys was waiting outside the men's room when one of the boys came out and told her that none of them could reach the urinal.

    Having no choice, she went inside, helped the boys with their pants, and began hoisting the little boys up one by one, holding on to their 'wee-wees' to direct the flow away from their clothes .

    As she lifted one, she couldn't help but notice that he was unusually well endowed. Trying not to show that she was staring the teacher said, 'You must be in the 5th grade.'

    'No, ma'am', he replied. 'I'm riding Silver Arrow in the seventh race, but I appreciate your help.'
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  16. A woman accompanied her husband to the doctor's office. After his checkup, the doctor called the wife into his office alone.

    He said, "Your husband is suffering from a very severe disease, combined with horrible stress. If you don't do the following, your husband will surely die."

    "Each morning, fix him a healthy breakfast. Be pleasant, and make sure he is in a good mood. For lunch, make him a nutritious meal. For dinner, prepare an especially nice meal for him. Don't burden him with chores, as he probably had a hard day. Don't discuss your problems with him, it will only make his stress worse. And most importantly, no matter what he asks you to do for him you should smile and say “of course, dear anything for you- Even ANAL.”

    "If you can do this for the next 10 months to a year, I think your husband will regain his health completely."

    On the way home, the husband asked his wife. "What did the doctor say?"

    She replied "You're going to die." lol.gif

  17. A widowed Jewish lady, still in good shape was sunbathing on a deserted beach in Boca Raton.

    She looked up and noticed that a man her age, also in good shape, had walked up, placed his blanket on the sand near hers and began reading a book.

    Smiling, she attempted to strike up a conversation with him. "How are you today?"

    "Fine,thank you", he responded, and turned back to his book.

    "I love the beach. Do you come here often?", she asked.

    "First time since my wife passed away 2 years ago", He replied and turned back to his book.

    "I'm sorry to hear that. My husband passed away 3 years ago and it is very lonely", she countered.

    "Do you live around here?" she asked.

    "Yes, I live over in Coral Springs" he answered, and again he resumed reading.

    Trying to find a topic of common interest, she persisted, "Do you like p#ssy cats?"

    With that, the man dropped his book, came over to her blanket, tore off her swimsuit and gave her the most passionate lovemaking of her life!! When the cloud of sand began to settle, she gasped and asked the man, "Why...., How did you know that was what I wanted?"

    The man replied, "HOW DID YOU KNOW MY NAME WAS KATZ?" rollin.gif

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