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  1. One more year Stewart, and AARP card is yours
  2. Happy B-Day Mike I didn't realize you and Craig shared the same birthday As far as feeling old, you're still a pup compared to me, Bob, Stewart, Vince, we just hide our aches, pains and walkers during the Zippy event
  3. Where is the leak and puddle? Dead center right behind the engine, more to the passenger side further back. Dead center behind the engine would be front pump seal and bushing as 4L60e have a history with that failure. More to the right side and further back or right side in general could be a cooler line or from the vent if it did overheat
  4. well, i reckon your girl is worth more or less 35 camels, 8 goats and 9 sheep Not bad for an old lady Why do brides wear white on their wedding day?... Because the dishwasher should match the refrigerator
  5. Interestingly enough, I received this in an e-mail today. Pretty funny WHY AM I MARRIED? You have two choices in life: You can stay single and be miserable, or get married and wish you were dead. At a cocktail party, one man said to another, 'Aren't you wearing your wedding ring on the wrong finger?' 'Yes, I am. I married the wrong woman.' A man inserted an ad in the classifieds: 'Wife Wanted'. Next day he received a hundred letters. They all said the same thing: 'You can have mine.' When another man steals your wife, there is no better revenge than to let him keep her. A man is incomplete until he is married. Then he is finished. A little boy asked his father, 'Daddy, how much does it cost to get married?' Father replied, 'I don't know son, I'm still paying.' A young son asked, 'Is it true Dad that in some parts of Africa a man doesn't know his wife until he marries her?' Dad replied, 'That happens in every country, son.' Then there was a man who said, 'I never knew what real happiness was until I got married, and by then, it was too late.' Marriage is the triumph of imagination over intelligence. If you want your spouse to listen and pay strict attention to every word you say -- talk in your sleep. Just think, if it weren't for marriage, men would go through life thinking they had no faults at all. First guy says, 'My wife's an angel!' Second guy remarks, 'You're lucky, mine's still alive.' 'A Woman's Prayer: Dear Lord, I pray for: Wisdom, to understand a man, to Love and to forgive him, and for patience, For his moods. Because Lord, if I pray for Strength I'll just beat him to death'
  6. Good advice. Congrats Ben Now you need to learn those three most important words you'll use from your wedding day forward... "You're right, dear" P.S. Don't try the rodeo sex
  7. Watched Cool Hand Luke last night. One of my favorite movies. I'll watch Slapshot today. The Hanson brothers I was always impressed with his driving skills as he was still fast even in his 70s.
  8. Now that's funny...pork sword funny
  9. I really like his comment about building a 302 stroker out of a 283 block with a 327 crank
  10. I've got a moped with NAAWWS and a zippy tune...it'll do 125... with somebody else on it I always wondered what an s10 would do in the draft
  11. Wrigley Field Cub Fan http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qxKERcYnftY
  12. I believe you were the red headed step child this time Great time. Nice meeting everyone Fast Times was a blast
  13. There are some good ones in here. Some I've read before and some new ones 1) When I die, I want to die like my grandfather--who died peacefully in his sleep. Not screaming like all the passengers in his car.' --Author Unknown 2) Advice for the day: If you have a lot of tension and you get a headache, do what it says on the aspirin bottle: 'Take two aspirin' and 'Keep away from children.' --Author Unknown 3) 'Oh, you hate your job? Why didn't you say so? There's a support group for that. It's called EVERYBODY, and they meet at the bar.' --Drew Carey 4) 'The problem with the designated driver program, it's not a desirable job, but if you ever get sucked into doing it, have fun with it. At the end of the night,drop them off at the wrong house.' --Jeff Foxworthy 5) 'If a woman has to choose between catching a fly ball and saving an infant's life, she will choose to save the infant's life without even considering if there is a man on base.' --Dave Barry 6) 'Relationships are hard. It's like a full time job,and we should treat it like one. If your boyfriend or girlfriend wants to leave you,they should give you two weeks' notice, there should be severance pay,the day before they leave you, and they should have to find you a temp.' --Bob Ettinger 7) 'My Mom said she learned how to swim when someone took her out in the lake and threw her off the boat. I said,'Mom, they weren't trying to teach you how to swim.'' --Paula Poundstone 8) 'A study in the Washington Post says that women have better verbal skills than men. I just want to say to the authors of that study: 'Duh.' --Conan O'Brien 9) 'Why does Sea World have a seafood restaurant?? I'm halfway through my fish burger and I realize, Oh my God.... I could be eating a slow learner.' --Lynda Montgomery 10) 'I think that's how Chicago got started. Bunch of people in New York said, 'Gee, I'm enjoying the crime and the poverty, but it just isn't cold enough. Let's go west.'' --Richard Jeni 11) 'If life were fair, Elvis would be alive and all the impersonators would be dead.' --Johnny Carson 12) 'Sometimes I think war is God's way of teaching us geography.' --Paul Rodriguez 13) 'My parents didn't want to move to Florida , but they turned sixty and that's the law.' --Jerry Seinfeld 14) 'Remember in elementary school, you were told that in case of fire you have to line up quietly in a single file line from smallest to tallest. What is the logic in that? What, do tall people burn slower?' --Warren Hutcherson 15) 'Bigamy is having one wife/husband too many. Monogamy is the same.' --Oscar Wilde 16) 'Suppose you were an idiot. And suppose you were a member of Congress.. But I repeat myself.' --Mark Twain 17) 'Our bombs are smarter than the average high school student. At least they can find Afghanistan ' --A. Whitney Brown 18) 'You can say any foolish thing to a dog, and the dog will give you a look that says, 'My God, you're right! I never would've thought of that!'' --Dave Barry 19) Do you know why they call it 'PMS'? Because 'Mad Cow Disease' was taken. -- Unknown .. presumed deceased 20) 'Everybody's got to believe in something I believe I'll have another beer.' --W. C. Fields And lastly: Why in the hell should I have to 'Press 1 for English?' --Every American
  14. God bless all who give and those who gave all Check this out: Joe Cook Very moving regardless of your political affiliation
  15. Update 9/11/08 So far: 1) hot rod truck (Brian) 2) Chevycup47 (Dale) 3) BlkSilveradoSS03 (Joe) 4) DMF (Doug) 5) Idrivegtp (Rob) 6) Zippy (Mike) 7) Linzerella (Lindsey) 8) Yz250FRider83 (Reese) Tenative: 1) tennSS (?) 2) indibuck (Donny) I see you're checking out the thread
  16. If it rains too much... Here's something we can do... Fast Times Indoor Karting $20 bucks for 8 minutes, two level track, 40 MPH karts
  17. Depending on what the weather does....Saturday Weather We'll still figure out something to do
  18. Must be a whole bunch of zeros on the check after the number Kind of surprised since 3M has their own line of car care products with many inroads in the body shops. Guess they want to capitalize on the retail side now too And it's a century, not a decade
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