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a bump and... The Curly Shuffle

An 86-year-old man went to his doctor for his quarterly check-up... The doctor asked him how he was feeling, and the 86-year-old said, 'Things are great and I've never felt better. I now have a 20 year-old bride who is pregnant with my child. So what do you think about that, Doc?' The doctor considered his question for a minute and Then began to tell a story: 'I have an older friend, much like you, who is an avid hunter And never misses a season. One day he was setting off to go hunting. In a bit of a hurry, he accidentally picked up his walking cane instead of his gun. As he neared a lake, he came across a very large male beaver sitting at the water's edge. He realized he'd left his gun at home and so he couldn't shoot the magnificent creature. Out of habit he raised his cane, aimed it at the animal as if it were his favorite hunting rifle and went 'bang, bang'. Miraculously, two shots rang out and the beaver fell over dead. Now, what do you think of that?' asked the doctor. The 86-year-old said, 'Logic would strongly suggest that somebody else Pumped a couple of rounds into that beaver.' The doctor replied, 'My point exactly.'

Wow Dale that sucks I thought the track was owned by the county since it's on the fairgrounds property What about New Hope Dragstrip? It's not too far away

Congrats Dan

Here's your reminder: Roster locks @6:00 P.M. Sunday

Great job

Business has been on the decline for the last 24 months (automotive parts distributor) People had the ability to buy or lease a new car every 2-3 years and technology has improved cars regardless if it's domestic or an import so fewer repairs needed, just maintenance, which most people neglect. Fast forward to now and business has been picking up the last few months as people are not buying new cars and keeping what they have and repairing them. Unfortunately, I have seen quite of few repair shops and dealerships go out of business before and after the current economic crisis we're in. I expect more will close before it gets better. Spending a lot more time chasing money from slow pay customers as well. In the past a recession was good for my business, I'm not sure it will be as good as in the past with how wide the impact has been so far.

to both Bob and Keith just a reminder: You have until 2:30 EST today to sign up and pick your drivers

Two more days until Daytona 7 have signed up, we had 17 last year "YOU CAN DO IT!"

Gotta love Top Gear.

Congrats and a freebie for me

Click on the ESPN Stock Car Challenge link Group:SilveradoSS.com Password:SSS Create your entry and pick your drivers by Feb 15th, 2:30 P.M. EST Choose 5 drivers with a combined total of 100 points or less. Don't go over 100 points Points are awarded based on the NASCAR points system which is applied to the drivers you have chosen. If your drivers do well you will move to the top of the leader board or if they don't you move down. Your drivers can be changed each week if you like or you can go with the same ones week after week until a new segment starts. A new segment starts you'll choose another 5 drivers. It's stupid fun, come join us

TTT...

If it had been presented this way, I don't believe any of us would have done it!!!! For all the parents out there PARENT- Job Description POSITION : Mom, Mommy, Mama, Ma Dad, Daddy, Dada, Pa, Pop JOB DESCRIPTION : Long term, team players needed, for challenging, permanent work in an often chaotic environment. Candidates must possess excellent communication and organizational skills and be willing to work variable hours, which will include evenings and weekends and frequent 24 hour shifts on call. Some overnight travel required, including trips to primitive camping sites on rainy weekends and endless sports tournaments in far away cities! Travel expenses not reimbursed. Extensive courier duties also required. RESPONSIBILITIES : The rest of your life Must be willing to be hated, at least temporarily, until someone needs $5. Must be willing to bite tongue repeatedly. Also, must possess the physical stamina of a pack mule and be able to go from zero to 60 mph in three seconds flat in case, this time, the screams from the backyard are not someone just crying wolf. Must be willing to face stimulating technical challenges, such as small gadget repair, mysteriously sluggish toilets and stuck zippers. Must screen phone calls, maintain calendars and coordinate production of multiple homework projects. Must have ability to plan and organize social gatherings for clients of all ages and mental outlooks. Must be a willing to be indispensable one minute, an embarrassment the next. Must handle assembly and product safety testing of a half million cheap, plastic toys, and battery operated devices. Must always hope for the best but be prepared for the worst. Must assume final, complete accountability for the quality of the end product. Responsibilities also include floor maintenance and janitorial work throughout the facility. POSSIBILITY FOR ADVANCEMENT & PROMOTION : None. Your job is to remain in the same position for years, without complaining, constantly retraining and updating your skills, so that those in your charge can ultimately surpass you PREVIOUS EXPERIENCE : None required unfortunately. On-the-job training offered on a continually exhausting basis. WAGES AND COMPENSATION : Get this! You pay them! Offering frequent raises and bonuses. A balloon payment is due when they turn 18 because of the assumption that college will help them become financially independent. When you die, you give them whatever is left. The oddest thing about this reverse-salary scheme is that you actually enjoy it and wish you could only do more. BENEFITS : While no health or dental insurance, no pension, no tuition reimbursement, no paid holidays and no stock options are offered; this job supplies limitless opportunities for personal growth, unconditional love, and free hugs and kisses for life if you play your cards right. Forward this on to all the PARENTS you know, in appreciation for everything they do on a daily basis, letting them know they are appreciated for the fabulous job they do... or forward with love to anyone thinking of applying for the job. ** AND A FOOTNOTE 'THERE IS NO RETIREMENT -- EVER!!!

Happy Birthday Chris,Oscar and everybody else

and a bump

It's that time again. ESPN Stock Car Challenge Group:SilveradoSS.com Password:SSS Create your entry and pick your drivers by Feb 15th, 2:30 P.M. EST Make sure to check the box for weekly e-mail reminders to check or change your roster. Last year we had 17 at the start but had some drop off when the segments changed because you have to select drivers for each segment: 1) 11 races 2) 15 races 3) the Chase You can also modify your entry with your SSS.com screen name so we know who is who Let's go racin', boys

Dwain, Glad to hear you got it back and are happy with the repair. Now you need to post up some pics. Also had a Homosexual Hot Rod as a rental when my car was in the shop. Must be the preferred fleet/rental car of the new millennium

THE PERFECT DAY FOR HER… 8:15 Wake up to hugs and kisses 8:30 Weigh-in 2 kgs lighter than yesterday 8:45 Breakfast in bed—freshly squeezed orange juice and croissants; open presents- expensive jewellery chosen by thoughtful partner 9:15 Soothing hot bath with frangipani bath oil 10:00 Light work-out at club with sexy, funny personal trainer 10:30 Facial, manicure, makeup application, shampoo, condition, blow wave 12:00 Lunch with best friend at fashionable outdoor café 12:45 Catch sight of partner’s ex and notice that she has gained 17 kgs 1:00 Shopping with friends: unlimited credit 3:00 Nap 4:00 Three dozen roses delivered by florist; card is from secret admirer 4:15 Massage from strong but gentle hunk—says he rarely gets to work on such a perfect body 5:30 Choose outfit from expensive designer wardrobe 7:30 Candlelit dinner for two followed by dancing, with compliments received from other diners/ dancers 10:00 Hot shower- alone 10:50 Carried to bed… freshly ironed, crisp, white linen 11:00 Pillow talk, light touching and cuddling 11:15 Fall asleep in his big, strong arms THE PERFECT DAY FOR HIM… 6:00 Alarm 6:15 Blow job 6:30 Massive, satisfying shit while reading the sports section 7:00 Breakfast—steak and eggs, coffee and toast—all cooked by naked, buxom wench who bends over a lot showing her growler 7:30 Limo arrives 7:45 Several beers en route to the airport 9:15 Flight in personal Lear jet 9:30 Limo to Mirage Resort Golf Club (blow job en-route) 9:45 Play front nine (2 under par) 11:45 Lunch—steak and lobster, 3 beers and bottle of Dom Perignon 12:15 Blow job 12:30 Play back nine (4 under) 2:15 Limo back to airport (several bourbons) 2:30 Fly to Bahamas 3:30 Late afternoon fishing expedition with all-female crew, all nude who also bend over a lot showing their growlers 4:30 Land world record Marlin (1234lbs)—on light tackle 5:00 Fly home, massage and hand job by naked Elle MacPherson (bending over showing her growler, naturally) 6:45 Shit, shower and shave 7:00 Watch news—Michael Jackson assassinated 7:30 Dinner—lobster appetisers, Dom Perignon (1953), big juicy fillet steak followed by ice cream served on a big pair of tits 9:00 Napoleon Brandy and Habanos cigars in front of wall-sized TV as you watch football game 9:30 Sex with three women, all with lesbian tendencies 11:00 Massage and Jacuzzi with tasty pizza snacks and a cleansing beer 11:30 Night-cap blow job 11:45 In bed alone 11:50 A 22-second fart which changes note 4 times and forces the dog to leave the room 11:51 Laugh yourself to sleep

Just won the pool at the local watering hole... WOOHOO!!!! $500.00

Wow Bob, I didn't realize how much older you are Led Zeppelin AC/DC Van Halen/Van Hagar Steely Dan Doobie Brothers ZZ Top I know it's not three

I'm looking to do this but am actually leaning towards factory fog lights. I have looked at these as well. Some questions: Do they put out much light? How hard was the installation? Are they a halo/projector beam combo? Thanks

Good one Bob

Very nice Corvette, Kevin Does Dad let you take it out every now and again?

Congrats Brian Since you're getting the Big V, a reminder, don't forget the bags of frozen peas