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Kim

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  1. Hope it's not a repost...new to me though
  2. Playlist I have most of these songs burnt to cd's that are in my truck. Click the link on the page and a player will open up.
  3. Here are six reasons why you should think before you speak - the last one is great! Have you ever spoken and wished that you could immediately take the words back... or that you could crawl into a hole? Here are the Testimonials of a few people who did.... FIRST TESTIMONY: I walked into a hair salon with my husband and three kids in to and asked loudly, 'How much do you charge for a shampoo and a blow job?' I turned around and walked back out and never went back, My husband didn't say a word... he knew better. SECOND TESTIMONY: I was at the golf store comparing different kinds of golf balls. I was unhappy with the women's type I had been using. After browsing for several minutes, I was approached by one of the good-looking gentlemen who works at the store. He asked if he could help me.Without thinking, I looked at him and said, 'I think I like playing with men's balls' THIRD TESTIMONY: My sister and I were at the mall and passed by a store that sold a variety of candy and nuts. As we were looking at the display case,the boy behind the counter asked if we needed any help. I replied, 'No, I'm just looking at your nuts.' My sister started to laugh hysterically.The boy grinned, and I turned beet-red and walked away. To this day, my sister has never let me forget. FOURTH TESTIMONY: While in line at the bank one afternoon, my toddler decided to release some pent-up energy and ran amok. I was finally able to grab hold of her after receiving looks of disgust and annoyance from other patrons.I told her that if she did not start behaving 'right now' she would be punished. To my horror, she looked me in the eye and said in a voice just as threatening, 'If you don't let me go right now, I will tell Grandma that I saw you kissing Daddy's pee-pee last night!'The silence was deafening after this enlightening exchange. Even the tellers stopped what they were doing. I mustered up the last of my dignity and walked out of the bank with my daughter in tow.The last thing I heard when the door closed behind me, were screams of laughter. FIFTH TESTIMONY: Have you ever asked your child a question too many times? My three-year-old son had a lot of problems with potty training and I was on him constantly. One day we stopped at Taco Bell for a quick lunch, in between errands It was very busy, with a full dining room.While enjoying my taco, I smelled something funny, so of course I checked my seven-month-old daughter, she was clean. Then realized that Danny had not asked to go potty in a while. I asked him if he needed to go, and he said 'No' .I kept thinking 'Oh Lord, that child has had an accident, and I don't have any clothes with me.'Then I said, 'Danny, are you SURE you didn't have an accident?' 'No,' he replied, I just KNEW that he must have had an accident, because the smell was getting worse.Soooooo, I asked one more time, 'Danny did you have an accident ? This time he jumped up, yanked down his pants,bent over, spread his cheeks and yelled 'SEE MOM, IT'S JUST FARTS!!' While 30 people nearly choked to death on their tacos laughing, he calmly pulled up his pants and sat down. An old couple made me feel better, thanking me for the best laugh they'd ever had! LAST BUT NOT LEAST TESTIMONY: This had most of the state of Michigan laughing for 2 days and a very embarrassed female news anchor who will, in the future, likely think before she speaks. What happens when you predict snow but don't get any! We had a female news anchor that,the day after it was supposed to have snowed and didn't, turned to the WEatherman and asked: 'So Bob, where's that 8 inches you promised me last night?' Not only did HE have to leave the set, but half the crew did too they were laughing so hard! [Now, didn't that feel good?
  4. I think I payed 50 for mine here in kentucky.
  5. I buy a 20 dollar ticket about every 2 weeks. I usually win my money back on them. The most I've ever won was 200 also. I won about 700 bucks on the pull tabs they have at the bingo halls one night. Thats been forever ago, though.
  6. Awwww! I love baby kitties. He's handsome
  7. I thought this was going to be another "Don't cook naked story"
  8. You'll probably have to pm BSER and see if and when he is planning on doing another group buy...I think he just did one in march Or you can contact NashSS...I think he was lookin to sell his. Linky
  9. Ouchie!!! That really sucks...and it will be the longest 3 weeks of your life. But going to get it from the shop is like going to get it off the lot the day you bought it
  10. Pic I took at Cave Run lake last summer Just changed it from this about a week or two ago
  11. 24 Service tech at walmart tire and lube express. Yay
  12. Looks pretty good Don't think it's something I'd put on mine though...but ya never know...it might grow on me.
  13. I used to have a full page list, but I lost it. Let's see what I can remember... cowl hood sunroof momo st-1 rims tinted tails and headlights a freakin amp so I can get my system hooked up pcm tune long tube headers shift kit servos 2/4 drop e-fans New exhaust system shaved tailgate(poss. doors too) katzkin interior dark wood dash pieces and so on and so on...I'm sure I can sit here all day and keep adding stuff Oh yeah...one more thing...Free Gas for Life!!!
  14. 1991 chevy cavalier nicknamed "Butch" cause the original dealer was evidently Dutch's, but the D and s were gone. I miss that car, it'd be nice to have as a DD. I sold it to my parents so they could use it as a trade in to get my brother a truck.
  15. I thought all vehicles have the screens in them now so people cant steal gas through the fuel door I heard that a couple of guys got caught drilling holes into the gas tanks under vehicles. I'm not sure where though.
  16. Kim

    Grilles

    Precision EZ Solid Billet grille Sorry...only pic I could find. Wait, I found another one
  17. Keep an eye on ebay pimp. I just got the bed caps and wing off there for cheap. I just have to get them repainted(they're red right now).
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