MN C5 Posted April 18, 2005 Report Share Posted April 18, 2005 Hung Chow calls into work and says "Hey Boss, I not come to work today, I really sick, I got headache, tummy ache and sore leg. I not come to work". The Boss says, "You know Hung Chow, I really need you today. When I feel like that, I go to my wife and ask her for sex. That makes everything better and I go work. You try that." Two hours later Hung Chow calls his Boss and says, ' ' ' ' ' "I do what you say and I feel great I be at work soon. You got nice house." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
m396 #00-011 Posted April 18, 2005 Report Share Posted April 18, 2005 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thrift23 Posted April 18, 2005 Report Share Posted April 18, 2005 Good one!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jonmalibuss Posted April 18, 2005 Report Share Posted April 18, 2005 LOL Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fox_forma Posted April 18, 2005 Report Share Posted April 18, 2005 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zippy Posted April 18, 2005 Report Share Posted April 18, 2005 old and yet funny. my kind of humor. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LSR Mike Posted April 18, 2005 Report Share Posted April 18, 2005 old and yet funny. my kind of humor. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> A man woke up in a hospital after a serious accident. He shouted, "Doctor, doctor, I can't feel my legs!" The doctor replied, "I know you can't - I've cut off your arms!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TimB Posted April 18, 2005 Report Share Posted April 18, 2005 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WEEZARR1&SS Posted April 18, 2005 Report Share Posted April 18, 2005 Funny, good jokes keep them coming! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LSR Mike Posted April 18, 2005 Report Share Posted April 18, 2005 Funny, good jokes keep them coming! <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Two cannibals are eating a clown. One says to the other, "Does this taste funny to you?" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChevySSandChevy8.1 Posted April 19, 2005 Report Share Posted April 19, 2005 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jody Posted May 6, 2005 Report Share Posted May 6, 2005 I have seen some things in my time, but you poor bastards putting chrome step bars on a SS are nuts, I am just a poor redneck from KY , but even here people are not that stupid. Believe me I know what Iam talking about, people with GIT R DONE across their windshield aren't redneck enough to put step bars on a lowered pickup, Here's your sign! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vtodd82 Posted May 6, 2005 Report Share Posted May 6, 2005 I have seen some things in my time, but you poor bastards putting chrome step bars on a SS are nuts, I am just a poor redneck from KY , but even here people are not that stupid. Believe me I know what Iam talking about, people with GIT R DONE across their windshield aren't redneck enough to put step bars on a lowered pickup, Here's your sign! <{POST_SNAPBACK}> easy killer i like mine. different people have different tastes. and putting GIT R DONE, absolutely TOPS the list of redneck IMO, but thats my taste which is unlike yours it seems. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jody Posted May 6, 2005 Report Share Posted May 6, 2005 Hey, I am all about personalizing your truck. However I find hard to believe you need help to step up to your SS are you a vertically challenged person or just lazy? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vtodd82 Posted May 6, 2005 Report Share Posted May 6, 2005 Hey, I am all about personalizing your truck. However I find hard to believe you need help to step up to your SS are you a vertically challenged person or just lazy? <{POST_SNAPBACK}> well being 6 ft 3in iam by no means vertically challenged, and i can galdamn guarentee you iam not lazy. i dont much appreciate that. it was my assumption that appearance mods dont have a FUNCTION!!! always. who the hell are you anyways coming on here poking fun of others trucks/mods? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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