hot rod truck Posted April 22, 2005 Report Share Posted April 22, 2005 Read and Learn. The CIA had an opening for an assassin. After all the background checks, interviews and testing were done, there were 3 finalists... 2 men and a woman. For the final test, the CIA agents took one of the men to a large metal door and handed him a gun. "We must know that you will follow your instructions, no matter what the circumstances. Inside this room, you will find your wife sitting in a chair. "Kill her!!!" The man said, "You can't be serious. I could never shoot my wife." The agent said, "Then you're not the right man for this job. Take your wife and go home." The second man was given the same instructions. He took the gun and went into the room. All was quiet for about five minutes. Then the man came out with tears in his eyes. "I tried, but I can't kill my wife." The agent said, "You don't have what it takes. Take your wife and go home." Finally, it was the woman's turn. She was given the same instructions to kill her husband. She took the gun and went into the room. Shots were heard, one shot after another. They heard screaming, crashing, banging on the walls. After a few minutes, all was quiet. The door opened slowly and there stood the woman. She wiped the sweat from her brow. "This gun is loaded with blanks", she said. "I had to beat him to death with the chair." Moral: Never put a woman to the test. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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PREMIERS SS Posted April 23, 2005 Report Share Posted April 23, 2005 nice thats the girl to marry Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dylan06SS Posted April 23, 2005 Report Share Posted April 23, 2005 it'd be funny if it wasn't so true Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChevySSandChevy8.1 Posted April 23, 2005 Report Share Posted April 23, 2005 We all just hope we don't marry one of those women. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hot rod truck Posted April 23, 2005 Author Report Share Posted April 23, 2005 it'd be funny if it wasn't so true <{POST_SNAPBACK}> We all just hope we don't marry one of those women. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> So true...on both counts. We just don't know when they might do this to us I think I'll sleep with one eye open ;) from now on Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IdriveGTP Posted April 23, 2005 Report Share Posted April 23, 2005 Brian, Your wife doesn't have any job interviews coming up this week, does she?!? P.S. - I saw on the news that there was a lot of hail there in Indy....hope the SSS and the Camaro SS were OK! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hot rod truck Posted April 23, 2005 Author Report Share Posted April 23, 2005 Brian, Your wife doesn't have any job interviews coming up this week, does she?!? P.S. - I saw on the news that there was a lot of hail there in Indy....hope the SSS and the Camaro SS were OK! <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Well no job interviews this week, but she might have one coming up in the next few months....mo' money . Lots of hail at home, Camaro was in the garage. I drove the truck to work...no hail...but I did drive home through a bunch of it...about 2 inches deep. Got a little hail damage on my '94 Caprice....3 or 4 spots....all the other cars look to be OK. Had a lot of fun doing 4 wheel drifts on the way home. Nobody else seemed to appreciate the fun I was having Very surreal experience as it was very foggy with the hail and warm air combined. Had a blast Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IdriveGTP Posted April 23, 2005 Report Share Posted April 23, 2005 Glad everyone is OK....especially the SS's We barely got any rain here....but I heard you got some pretty nasty weather in your area! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hot rod truck Posted April 23, 2005 Author Report Share Posted April 23, 2005 Glad everyone is OK....especially the SS's We barely got any rain here....but I heard you got some pretty nasty weather in your area! <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Thanks Rob, My wife did call me to see if I had been caught in the hail storm in the SSS. She was worried about the truck, hopefully she won't use the chair on me anytime soon Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BigTsBadSS Posted April 23, 2005 Report Share Posted April 23, 2005 Good one Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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