hot rod truck Posted January 30, 2006 Report Share Posted January 30, 2006 Don't know if this actually happened, long read, but still funny Only on Radio > > Just imagine sitting in traffic on your way to work > and hearing this. Many Chicago folks DID hear this on > the WBAM FM morning show in Chicago. The DJs play a > game where they award winners great prizes. The game > is called "Mate Match". The DJs call someone at work > and ask if they are married or seriously involved with > someone. If the contestant answers "yes", he or she is > then asked 3 random yet highly personal questions. The > person is also asked to divulge the name of their > partner (with phone number) for verification. If their > partner answers those same three questions correctly, > they both win the prize. One particular game, however, > several months ago made the City of Big Shoulders drop > to its knees with laughter and is possibly the > funniest thing I've heard yet. Anyway, here's how it > all went down: > DJ: "Hey! This is Edgar on WBAM. Have you ever heard > of 'MateMatch'?" > Contestant: (laughing) "Yes, I have." > DJ: "Great! Then you know we're giving away a trip to > Orlando, Florida if you win. What is your name? > First only please." > Contestant: "Brian." > DJ: "Brian, are you married or what?" > Brian: "Yes." > DJ: "Yes? Does that mean you're married or you're > what?" > Brian: (laughing nervously) "Yes, I am married." > DJ: "Thank you. Now, what is your wife's name? First > only please." > Brian: "Sara." > DJ: "Is Sara at work, Brian?" > Brian: "She is gonna kill me." > DJ: "Stay with me here, Brian! Is she at work?" > Brian: (laughing) "Yes, she's at work." > DJ: "Okay, first question - when was the last time you > had sex?" > Brian: "She is gonna kill me." > DJ:"Brian! Stay with me here!" > Brian: "About 8 o'clock this morning." > DJ: "Atta boy, Brian." > Brian: (laughing sheepishly) "Well..." > DJ: "Question #2 - How long did it last?" > Brian: "About 10 minutes." > DJ: "Wow! You really want that trip, huh? No one would > ever have said that if a trip wasn't at stake." > Brian: "Yeah, that trip sure would be nice." > DJ: "Okay. Final question. Where did you have sex at 8 > o'clock this morning?" > Brian: (laughing hard) "I, ummm, I, well..." > DJ: "This sounds good, Brian. Where was it at?" > Brian: "Not that it was all that great, but her mom is > staying with us for a couple of weeks..." > DJ: "Uh huh..." > Brian: "...and the Mother-In-Law was in the shower at > the time." > DJ: "Atta boy, Brian." > Brian: "On the kitchen table." > DJ: "Not that great?? That is more adventure than the > previous hundred times I've done it. Okay folks, I > will put Brian on hold, get this wife's work number > and call her up. You listen to this." (3 minutes of > commercials follow.) > DJ: "Okay audience, let's call Sarah, shall we?" > (touch > tones.....ringing....) > Clerk: "Kinkos." > DJ: "Hey, is Sarah around there somewhere?" > Clerk: "This is she." > DJ: "Sarah, this is Edgar with WBAM. We are live on > the air right now and I've been talking with Brian > for > a couple of hours now." > Sarah: (laughing) "A couple of hours?" > DJ: "Well, a while now. He is on the line with us. > Brian knows not to give any answers away or you'll > lose. Sooooooo... do you know the rules of > 'MateMatch'?" > Sarah: "No." > DJ:"Good!" > Brian: (laughing) > Sarah: (laughing) "Brian, what the hell are you up > to?" > Brian (laughing) "Just answer his questions honestly, > okay? Be completely honest." > DJ:"Yeah yeah yeah. Sure. Now, I will ask you 3 > questions, Sarah. If your answers match Brian's > answers, then the both of you will be off to Orlando, > Florida for 5 days on us. Disney World. Sea World. > Tickets to the Magic's game. The whole deal. Get it > Sarah?" > Sarah: (laughing) "Yes." > DJ: "Alright. When did you last have sex, Sarah?" > Sarah: "Oh God, Brian....uh, this morning before Brian > went to work." > DJ: "What time?" > Sarah: "Around 8 this morning." > DJ: "Very good. Next question. How long did it last?" > Sarah: "12, 15 minutes maybe." > DJ: "Hmmmm. That's close enough. I am sure she is > trying to protect his manhood. We've got one last > question, Sarah. You are one question away from a > trip > to Florida. Are you ready?" > Sarah: (laughing) "Yes." > DJ: "Where did you have it?" > Sarah: "OH MY GOD, BRIAN!! You didn't tell them that, > did you?" > Brian: "Just tell him, honey." > DJ: "What is bothering you so much, Sarah?" > Sarah: "Well, it's just that my mom is vacationing > with us and..." > DJ:Come on Sarah.....where did you have it? > Sarah: "In the ass....." > After a long pause, the DJ said, "Folks, we need to > take a station break........ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gixergizmo Posted January 30, 2006 Report Share Posted January 30, 2006 LMAO!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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kaotik1 Posted January 31, 2006 Report Share Posted January 31, 2006 So did they win the trip??? hahahahah Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChevySSandChevy8.1 Posted January 31, 2006 Report Share Posted January 31, 2006 They had to win the trip That is just hilarious. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Generalms02 Posted January 31, 2006 Report Share Posted January 31, 2006 That's ****in' Hilarious!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zippy Posted January 31, 2006 Report Share Posted January 31, 2006 that's a winner either way... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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BOB47 Posted January 31, 2006 Report Share Posted January 31, 2006 Don't know if that ever really aired on the radio but years ago they had almost the exact same thing happen on "The Newlywed Game" on T.V. Shows up periodically on "T.V.'s Funniest Game Show Moments" or something like that. The host asked when was the last time you made whooopie and where was it at. The wife got the time right and had the same response about the location. Very still. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zippy Posted January 31, 2006 Report Share Posted January 31, 2006 Don't know if that ever really aired on the radio but years ago they had almost the exact same thing happen on "The Newlywed Game" on T.V. Shows up periodically on "T.V.'s Funniest Game Show Moments" or something like that. The host asked when was the last time you made whooopie and where was it at. The wife got the time right and had the same response about the location. Very still. i've seen that episode. damn funny... stopped the show. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
drako Posted February 1, 2006 Report Share Posted February 1, 2006 that's a winner either way... <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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