hot rod truck Posted April 4, 2006 Report Share Posted April 4, 2006 A guy stuck his head into a barber shop and asked, "How long before I can get a haircut?" The barber looked around the shop full of customers and said, "About 2 hours." The guy left. A few days later the same guy stuck his head in the door and asked, "How long before I can get a haircut?" The barber looked around the shop and said, "About 3 hours." The guy left. A week later the same guy stuck his head in the shop and asked, "How long before I can get a haircut?" The barber looked around the shop and said, "About an hour and half." The guy left. The barber turned to a friend and said, "Hey, Bill, do me a favor. Follow that guy and see where he goes. He keeps asking how long he has to wait for a haircut, but then he doesn't ever come back". A little while later, Bill returned to the shop, laughing hysterically. The barber asked, "So where does that guy go when he leaves! ?" Bill looked up, tears in his eyes and said, "Your house!" Had to share Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Oo p0op oO Posted April 4, 2006 Report Share Posted April 4, 2006 nice....nice. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
04CHASE Posted April 4, 2006 Report Share Posted April 4, 2006 giggity giggity Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boogie_baby2628 Posted April 4, 2006 Report Share Posted April 4, 2006 Oh thats not right...... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BOB47 Posted April 4, 2006 Report Share Posted April 4, 2006 Where do you get all these? Got a joke book or a good memory? Keep them coming. A good laugh is always welcome. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pasadena SS Posted April 4, 2006 Report Share Posted April 4, 2006 He's mowing the barber's lawn Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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hot rod truck Posted April 4, 2006 Author Report Share Posted April 4, 2006 Where do you get all these? Got a joke book or a good memory? Keep them coming. A good laugh is always welcome. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Most are e-mails I receive from like-minded, sick, demented, perverted individuals (customers) like myself. The automotive business seems to have an abundance of us roaming the streets unsupervised daily. DAMN...Sounds like most of us here I'd rather laugh and joke than be unhappy and depressed. I've had plenty of the latter over the years. I just keep looking at the glass as being half full. I could be hired as a funeral planner as many times as I've had to do it over the years . Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mwarren Posted April 5, 2006 Report Share Posted April 5, 2006 Heard that one before and still laugh every time I hear it. Gotta admit, one smart dude for covering his ass while he takes care of the barber's "other business". Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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2drTahoe Posted April 5, 2006 Report Share Posted April 5, 2006 never heard that one before Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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backinblack Posted April 5, 2006 Report Share Posted April 5, 2006 The automotive business seems to have an abundance of us roaming the streets unsupervised daily. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> ain't that the truth Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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