dannyc_2006_SS Posted October 2, 2006 Report Share Posted October 2, 2006 A woman walks into the downtown welfare office, trailed by 15 kids... "WOW," the social worker exclaims,"are they ALL YOURS???" "Yep they're all mine," the flustered momma sighs, having heard that question a thousand times before. She says, "Sit down, Leroy." All the children rush to find seats. "Well," says the social worker, "then you must be here to sign up. I'll need all your children's names." "This one's my oldest - he is Leroy." "OK, and who's next?" "Well, this one he is Leroy, also." The social worker raises an eyebrow but continues. One by one, through the oldest four, all boys, all named Leroy. Then she is introduced to the eldest girl, named Leighroy! "All right," says the caseworker. "I'm seeing a pattern here. Are they ALL named Leroy"? Their Momma replied, "Well, yes.... it makes it easier. When it is time to get them out of bed and ready for school, I yell, 'Leroy'! An' when it's time for dinner, I just yell 'Leroy' an' they all come arunnin.' An' if I need to stop the kid who's running into the street, I just yell 'Leroy' and all of them stop. It's the smartest idea I ever had... namin' them all Leroy." The social worker thinks this over for a bit, then wrinkles her forehead and says tentatively, "But what if you just want ONE kid to come, and not the whole bunch?" "I call them by their last names." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rivierakid55 Posted October 2, 2006 Report Share Posted October 2, 2006 A woman walks into the downtown welfare office, trailed by 15 kids... "WOW," the social worker exclaims,"are they ALL YOURS???" "Yep they're all mine," the flustered momma sighs, having heard that question a thousand times before. She says, "Sit down, Leroy." All the children rush to find seats. "Well," says the social worker, "then you must be here to sign up. I'll need all your children's names." "This one's my oldest - he is Leroy." "OK, and who's next?" "Well, this one he is Leroy, also." The social worker raises an eyebrow but continues. One by one, through the oldest four, all boys, all named Leroy. Then she is introduced to the eldest girl, named Leighroy! "All right," says the caseworker. "I'm seeing a pattern here. Are they ALL named Leroy"? Their Momma replied, "Well, yes.... it makes it easier. When it is time to get them out of bed and ready for school, I yell, 'Leroy'! An' when it's time for dinner, I just yell 'Leroy' an' they all come arunnin.' An' if I need to stop the kid who's running into the street, I just yell 'Leroy' and all of them stop. It's the smartest idea I ever had... namin' them all Leroy." The social worker thinks this over for a bit, then wrinkles her forehead and says tentatively, "But what if you just want ONE kid to come, and not the whole bunch?" "I call them by their last names." <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
misterp Posted October 2, 2006 Report Share Posted October 2, 2006 Mr. P. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
26dub_SS Posted October 2, 2006 Report Share Posted October 2, 2006 Man this is funny!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hot rod truck Posted October 2, 2006 Report Share Posted October 2, 2006 good one! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gixxerrider Posted October 3, 2006 Report Share Posted October 3, 2006 Sound like a deployment widow Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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NTMID8R SS Posted October 3, 2006 Report Share Posted October 3, 2006 I don't care who ya are, now that ere's funny! ;) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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