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ANSWERS : 01. The Lone Ranger left behind a silver bullet. 02. The Ed Sullivan Show 03. On Route 66 04. To protect the innocent. 05. The Lion Sleeps Tonight 06. The limbo 07. Chocolate 08. Louis Armstrong 09. The Timex watch 10. Freddy, The Freeloader and 'Good Night and God Bless.' 11. Draft cards (Bras were also burned. Not flags, as some have guessed) 12. Beetle or Bug 13. Buddy Holly 14. Sputnik 15. Hoola-hoop 16. Lucky Strike/Means Fine Tobacco 17. Howdy Doody Time 18. Shadow 19. Monster Mash 20. Speedy

#13 is just "Buddy Holly" & #16 is "Means Fine Tobacco" Pretty dang close to the answeres though- Better than me!! LOL!!! I turn 41 next month. I drew a blank on #8, 13, 16, 17, & 20. I only knew the last 1/2 of #10. =)

Try answering these "old" questions. I'll post the answers sometime tomorrow... 01. After the Lone Ranger saved the day and rode off into the sunset, the grateful citizens would ask, Who was that masked man? Invariably, someone would answer, I don't know, but he left this behind. What did he leave behind?________________. 02. When the Beatles first came to the U.S. .In early 1964, we all watched them on The _______________ Show. 03. 'Get your kicks, __________________.' 04. 'The story you are about to see is true. The names have been changed to ___________________.' 05. 'In the jungle, the mighty jungle, ________________.' 06. After the Twist, The Mashed Potato, and the Watusi, we 'danced' under a stick that was lowered as low as we could go in a dance called the '_____________.' 07. Nestlés makes the very best . .. . . _________ ______.' 08. Satchmo was America's Ambassador of Goodwill.' Our parents shared this great jazz trumpet player with us. His name was _________________. 09. What takes a licking and keeps on ticking? _______________. 10. Red Skeleton's hobo character was named __________________ and Red always ended his television show by saying, 'Good Night, and '________ ________... ' 11. Some Americans who protested the Vietnam War did so by burning their______________. 12. The cute little car with the engine in the back and the trunk in the front was called the VW. What other names did it go by? ____________ &_______________. 13. In 1971, singer Don MacLean sang a song about, 'the day the music died.' This was a tribute to ___________________. 14. We can remember the first satellite placed into orbit. The Russians did it. It was called ___________________. 15. One of the big fads of the late 50's and 60's was a large plastic ring that we twirled around our waist. It was called the _____ ___________. 16. Remember LS/MFT _____ _____/_____ _____ _____? 17. Hey Kids! What time is it? It's _____ ______ _____! 18. Who knows what secrets lie in the hearts of men? The _____ Knows! 19. There was a song that came out in the 60's that was "a grave yard smash" its name was the ______ ______! 20. Alka-Seltzer used a "boy with a tablet on his head" as its Logo/Representative. What was the boys Name? ________

A college professor was giving a lecture on 'Involuntary Muscle Contraction' to first-year medical students. This was not an exciting subject and the professor decided to "lighten up" the mood. He pointed to a young woman in the front row and asked, 'Do you know what your a$shole is doing while you're having an orgasm?' She replied, 'Probably golfing with his buddies...

May these true patriots RIP for giving the ultimate sacrifice....

Is that the heater hose that "T's" into the same hose from the coolant overflow tank (forward of the right cylinder head)??

I'm praying they find more survivors in the next few days- Especially those kids. I have family up there. It was tough getting ahold of them, with my wife blowing up my cell phone yesterday afternoon (we had large hail & heavy rain here in N.TX from the same system). One of my cousins & her husband live in Moore, OK. They only had minor damage at their home, but two blocks east of them is where the damage started- Looked like a battlefield she said this morning.

An elderly couple, who were both widowed, had been going out with each other for a long time. Urged on by their friends, they decided it was finally time to get married. Before the wedding, they went out to dinner and had a long conversation regarding how their marriage might work. They discussed finances, living arrangements and so on. Finally, the old gentleman decided it was time to broach the subject of their physical relationship. 'How do you feel about sex?' he asked, rather tentatively. 'I would like it infrequently' she replied The old gentleman sat quietly for a moment, adjusted his glasses, leaned over towards her and whispered - 'Was that one word or two'?

I bet someone cut your stock hose to install one of those "T's" to flush out the cooling system.

*UPDATE* Just sold the right duct to "BlownFogger540". -Thanks bud.

I can get my hands on a left 2003-2005 style OE (brand new in GM box) for $145.00 + shipping. I'd have to order this one, take me about 4-5 days to get my hands on it & then ship it out to you. These list for over $240.00 new!! -or- I have a right hand 2006-2007 Classic GM brake duct new in the OE box for $100.00 + shipping. I could order the left hand duct & have it in 2 days for the same price. These list for over $135.00 new. If this helps any. From what I understand the inside grilles are a different design, so if your grilles are good you could swap them around whichever way so they would both match.... -Jon in TX.

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I can get my hands on a left 2003-2004 style OE (brand new in GM box) for $145.00 + shipping. I'd have to order this one, take me about 4-5 days to get my hands on it & then ship it out to you. These list for over $240.00 new!! -or- I have a right hand 2006-2007 Classic GM brake duct new in the OE box for $100.00 + shipping. I could order the left hand duct & have it in 2 days for the same price. These list for over $135.00 new. If this helps any. From what I understand the inside grilles are a different design, so if your grilles are good you could swap them around whichever way so they would both match.... -Jon in TX.

GM still has inventory of the genuine article, even down to that "dealer must remove protective film" plastic. PN#15807254. List is $307.87 Wholesale is $230.90 There are 3 dealers who show the PN# in stock; A dealer in TX has 2, a dealer in NH & GA show 1. They might discount these?? G/L -Jon.

A group of 3rd, 4th and 5th graders, accompanied by two female teachers, went on a field trip to the local racetrack, (Churchill Downs) to learn about thoroughbred horses and the supporting industry (Bourbon), but mostly to see the horses. When it was time to take the children to the bathroom, it was decided that the girls would go with one teacher and the boys would go with the other. The teacher assigned to the boys was waiting outside the men's room when one of the boys came out and told her that none of them could reach the urinal. Having no choice, she went inside, helped the boys with their pants, and began hoisting the little boys up one by one, holding on to their 'wee-wees' to direct the flow away from their clothes . As she lifted one, she couldn't help but notice that he was unusually well endowed. Trying not to show that she was staring the teacher said, 'You must be in the 5th grade.' 'No, ma'am', he replied. 'I'm riding Silver Arrow in the seventh race, but I appreciate your help.'

A woman accompanied her husband to the doctor's office. After his checkup, the doctor called the wife into his office alone. He said, "Your husband is suffering from a very severe disease, combined with horrible stress. If you don't do the following, your husband will surely die." "Each morning, fix him a healthy breakfast. Be pleasant, and make sure he is in a good mood. For lunch, make him a nutritious meal. For dinner, prepare an especially nice meal for him. Don't burden him with chores, as he probably had a hard day. Don't discuss your problems with him, it will only make his stress worse. And most importantly, no matter what he asks you to do for him you should smile and say “of course, dear anything for you- Even ANAL.” "If you can do this for the next 10 months to a year, I think your husband will regain his health completely." On the way home, the husband asked his wife. "What did the doctor say?" She replied "You're going to die."

A widowed Jewish lady, still in good shape was sunbathing on a deserted beach in Boca Raton. She looked up and noticed that a man her age, also in good shape, had walked up, placed his blanket on the sand near hers and began reading a book. Smiling, she attempted to strike up a conversation with him. "How are you today?" "Fine,thank you", he responded, and turned back to his book. "I love the beach. Do you come here often?", she asked. "First time since my wife passed away 2 years ago", He replied and turned back to his book. "I'm sorry to hear that. My husband passed away 3 years ago and it is very lonely", she countered. "Do you live around here?" she asked. "Yes, I live over in Coral Springs" he answered, and again he resumed reading. Trying to find a topic of common interest, she persisted, "Do you like p#ssy cats?" With that, the man dropped his book, came over to her blanket, tore off her swimsuit and gave her the most passionate lovemaking of her life!! When the cloud of sand began to settle, she gasped and asked the man, "Why...., How did you know that was what I wanted?" The man replied, "HOW DID YOU KNOW MY NAME WAS KATZ?"

Johnny and Timmy entered the local chocolate store together. As they were looking at the candy, Timmy stole 3 chocolate bars. When they left the store Timmy said to Johnny, "Look! I'm the best thief ever! I stole 3 chocolate bars and no one saw me put them in my pocket. You cant beat that". Johnny replied: "You want to see something better? Let's go back to the shop and I'll show you real stealing." I'll steal while the shopkeeper is watching me and he won't even know!! So they went to the counter and Johnny said to the shopkeeper: "Do you want to see a great magic trick?" The shopkeeper replied: "Well, Yes. Sounds like fun." Johnny said: "Give me three chocolate bars". The shopkeeper gave Johnny the three chocolate bars and watched as he ate all three. The shopkeeper then asked Johnny: "But where's the magic trick?" Johnny replied: "Look in Timmy's pockets...."

AC Delco plugs, Taylor or MSD wires. I'd dump a can of Chevron with Techron fuel additive to you fuel tank (or Seafoam Brand). How many miles are on this '06 SSS? (fluids)

A Pastor goes to the dentist for a set of false teeth. The first Sunday after he gets his new teeth, he talks for only eight minutes. The second Sunday, he talks for only ten minutes. The following Sunday, he talks for 2 hours and 48 minutes. The congregation had to mob him to get him down from the pulpit and they asked him what happened. The Pastor explains the first Sunday his gums hurt so bad he couldn't talk for more than 8 minutes. The second Sunday his gums hurt too much to talk for more than 10 minutes. But, the third Sunday, he put his wife's teeth in by mistake and he couldn't shut up...!!!

Use the force.....

Wicked lil GMC!!!

This is a story... about the old days... One of my grandparents and a friend worked in construction. Grandpa had owned his own company for a long time and they were driving out of the mountains from a site one day in a station wagon (I believe I had heard it was a mid- '50s Ford). Driving along, getting later into dusk, they see a full-grown deer just off the road out in a field. Being good old boys they saw this as an opportunity and pulled off. There were two weapons available to them in the back of the station wagon, a .22 rifle and a hatchet. Grandpa took the .22 and put a shot on the neck. Nothing fatal, but, enough to slow the deer down. Gil, his friend, noticing the deer not dead, grabs the hatchet and turns to Grandpa and says, "I'm gonna' get that motherf*cker." Now, remember, this is late in the evening and getting fairly dark. Cars are silhouettes and headlights, blah blah. Anyway, Gil just sprints full speed at the deer who is too wounded to do anything at this point. Bad part was, Gil couldn't see the barb-wire fence right in front of him. WHAM! Down goes Gil. And a moment later he gets right back up and continues after the deer and "subdues" it with a hatchet. They drug it back to the car and brought it home. I'm told the station wagon never did smell the same after that, but, hey, they probably had dinners for a week each and a tidy sum to take to the butcher for profit. Try doing that these days and see what happens. Oh, and to this day, Gil still has scars around his midsection from running into the barb-wire fence!!!