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A Computer Is Owned By A Dodge RT driver If...

 

1. The mouse is referred to as a "critter."

2. The keyboard is camouflaged.

3. There is a Skoal can in the CD-ROM drive.

4. There is a gunrack mounted on the CPU.

5. The password is, "bubba."

6. The numeric keypad only goes up to six.

7. Outgoing faxes have beer stains on them.

8. The printer goes really slow since Bubba don't read too fast.

9. The extra RAM slots have Dodge truck parts installed in them.

10. The menus all have Budweiser, Black Label, and Old Milwaukee options.

11. Jeff Foxworthy *.wavs.

12. The monitor is up on blocks.

13. Seven blue tick hounds under the desk.

14. Deer jerky is in the desk drawer.

15. The screen saver consists of pictures of Ned Beatty with dueling banjos playing in the background.

16. The six front keys have rotted out.

17. John Deer Pocket Protectors.

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I don't care who you are, that's funny right there now..

 

Tell em about the one you did dere in that dere deal dere bill... hehehe..

 

I was seeing this good lookin' girl for about 6 weeks there... then somebody took the binoculars outta my truck.. lol. she was a midget stripper, no seriously. i met her at a party and she jumped out of a cup cake.

 

2000RT dude, either put up or shut up. You put other dodge owners to shame.. though most of em are about as stupid. I guess you have to own a chevy to be smart. (I'm seriously debating on trading my hemi for a cammy ss. but don't want to get 0W3Nd by the insurance company, for being 18 and having a sports car...)

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